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Daanniieellee

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Member Since: 28 Oct 2012 09:58pm

Last Seen: 12 Sep 2013 03:08pm

Birthday: June 14

Gender: F

user id: 336490

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  1. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    That amazing moment when someone witty famous says happy birthday to you <3

  2. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Dear teachers,
    There are two days of school left. CHILL WITH THE ASSIGNMENTS!
    -Your angry students

  3. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I hate that I like you.
    All it's doing is causing trouble.
    But no matter what I tell myself,
    I can't get over you.

  4. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    That heart wrenching moment when you realize the guy you like, the one you thought liked you back, likes the wh/re you hate.

  5. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Why do I have to like you?
    All it does is cause me pain.

  6. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Me: I really should do my homework
    Bed: Baby don't leave!
    Internet: I know you won't leave me!
    Me:.... What's one more hour!

  7. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Yeah I work out...
    It's called fork lifts!
    Where you lift the fork from the plate to your mouth!

  8. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Dear Dad,
    Sorry I'm not perfect.
    Sorry I'm not the smartest kid in school.
    Sorry I'm not the most popular kid in school.
    Sorry I'm not always the nicest person.
    Sorry that I sometimes say the wrong thing.
    But you aren't perfect either.
    I'm tired of your anger.
    I'm tired of your mood swings.
    I'm tired of you constantly switching jobs, costing us money.
    I'm tired of you breaking things.
    Most of all, I'm tired of you.
    I can guarantee I will be a better parent than you.
    I'm done.

  9. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    I hate feeling unappreciated.

  10. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:05am UTC
    I just realized that my best friend is graduating in two months... excuse me while I ball my eyes out

  11. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:32am UTC
    Being witty famous is like sitting at the "cool" table in a mental hospital
    <3

  12. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Sleep?
    What's that??

  13. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    I need your guys' opinions!
    Do you girls think that it's weird for a sophomore girl to date a freshman guy?

  14. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    This life would kill me if I didn't have you

  15. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    annoying girl on facebook: Oh my god I love my boyfriend so much <3 never want to leave him!
    *two days later*
    same girl: So happy I'm single!
    *next day*
    still the same girl: Love him<3
    me: I can't even think right now. My brain has been fried by your stupidity.

  16. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:54am UTC
    On this snow day,
    I get to write three essays
    on how great I am...
    well this should be interesting.

  17. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Guys... I think I'm falling for him
    My format

  18. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    It is not our abilities that show what we truly are,
    It's our choices.
    -Albus Dumbledore
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    My format

  19. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Aye s.e.x.y can I git yo #?
    Sorry, I don't date stupid
    guys.
    Oh, I'm sorry baby. I didn't know that you went for the more gramatically correct gentlemen. So could I possibly get your number now?
    Still stupid.
    What? How?
    If you need my number...
    then how are you texting me
    right now? Smh...
    nmf

  20. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Don't you love it when
    Your parents tell you that you don't have feelings?

:)

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