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Please...

Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?

          I Didn'ThinSo.

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Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Please... Can you bleed for a week

6486 faves · 56 comments · Nov 4, 2010 4:20pm

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Delaney19 · 1 decade ago
Oh yea girl power!! xD
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FrankConnor · 1 decade ago
1. Yes, I can, I just don't have too, but I have, and I'm still alive
2. No, since I lack that hole
3. No, since I lack the space
4. Yes
5. Ye
6. Yes
7.Yes
8. Yes
9. Not with a straightener, but Yes
10. wouldn't you like to know...
11. Haven't tried it yet, to be honest
12. Yes, almost every day.

And guys have problems girls don't have...

So stop doing the girl, vs guy thing
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smileyface88 · 1 decade ago
Hey, Guys have their fair share of problems that girls don't.
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beary0630 · 1 decade ago
I'm pretty sure boys get their heart broken and see girls they like dating someone else. Just saying
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fern26 · 1 decade ago
probably not but we can kill he spiders
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smarterthanyou · 9 years ago
Ha yeah right my uncle saw a spider yesterday and screamed and I HAD TO KILL IT
girls can kill spider you ******head
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OXJennyXO123 · 1 decade ago
Yup that's true
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wizardatwitty · 1 decade ago
i now officially love you
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rosesummerfun9 · 1 decade ago
@FabStories i agree
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LemonPanda · 1 decade ago
Haha, Some guys say they can do them all...
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seahawks37 · 1 decade ago
half of those r ur own damn fault
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FabStories · 1 decade ago
And also, getting hit in the boobs hurts just as much as getting kicked in the balls. At least we don't fall down crying. ;3
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idapease · 1 decade ago
were not under-estemating guys! were just sick of guys underestemating US!! people are constantly being thought of as stronger and better than girls. plus were not being sexist!!! women aren't sexist towards men! that doesnt make sense. women have been treated as lowerclass citizens 4eva and still are in some places!! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!!
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imlucky · 1 decade ago
i can do all of those exept tge baby, the period, the thong,the straitner, and the stilletoes. Dont underestimate guys, they go through allot too, there just way better at hiding there emotions.
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ilovevolleyball11 · 1 decade ago
Lolz niiiiice
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
hm.. do most girls get shot for their country or even die? i didnt think so.. think about that next time before you start to be sexist. because im going to fight for our country when im older and maybe ill be appreciated then
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critchy · 1 decade ago
made my bff read this and he cant do most of these lol
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tooawesometobereal · 1 decade ago
SO TRUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
omg, i would love to say this to some guys i know :L
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AddyB · 1 decade ago
that is so freakin true
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faz99 · 1 decade ago
vv not true, there are many female fighters
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