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1. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   August 24, 2012 3:03am UTC
   Just as i suspected after not being on here for over a year this site has been taken over by one direction and everything is being stolen from tumblr. lovely. goodnight peasents. see you around this time next year.
   
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2. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   August 24, 2012 2:56am UTC
   Damn I haven't been on this site in over a year. time to do some exploring to see what it's like now..
   
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3. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   November 11, 2011 10:56pm UTC
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4. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   August 29, 2011 12:31am UTC
   And All I Really Want
   is a witty bestfriend
   someone who will always be available to talk to when all my other friends fall through.
   someone who FINALLY understands how I feel
   
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5. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   May 14, 2011 7:42pm UTC
   I want to be the girl that inspires other people
   I want to be the one that makes a difference in other people's lives.
   nmf
   
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6. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   April 3, 2011 3:50pm UTC
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7. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   April 3, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" stand up for Him. 51% won't repost this
   
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8. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   March 24, 2011 10:18pm UTC
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9. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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   March 24, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   myformat(:
   Now honestly. . . . it took you
   awhile to find how to like a
   quote on this new format . . .
   :
   Didn't it?
   ♥
   absolutely not my format!!!! credit to who deserves!!!
   
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10. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    March 16, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Now did anyone else log onto witty and go
    EWWWW!!!!
    What the hell?!?!
    
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11. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 31, 2011 12:10am UTC
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12. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 29, 2011 2:20am UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #7
    Me and my bestfriend are known for being exactly the same. What none do know is some of those
    similar things aren't exactly happy♥
    Are you catching my drift and seeing the feelings of depression in both of us....
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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13. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 26, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Quiz
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: yellow
    • Favorite Food: chocolate cake<33
    • Favorite Singer: justin bieber<3
    • Favorite Show: Pretty little liars
    • Favorite Sport: dance
    • Favorite Season: spring
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Monday *yeah ik... i'm a strange kid!!*
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate or cake batter
    • Favorite Time of Day: afternoon/night
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: tired
    • Current Taste: goldfish
    • Current Clothes: sweatpants and splattered tee
    • Current Computer: pc
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: purple on toes... multicolored finger
    • Current Time: 12:11 AM
    • Current Surroundings room
    • Current Annoyance(s): homework
    • Current Thought: i should stop doin this an finish my hw
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: jenn
    • First crush this school year: jh
    • First Screen Name: animallover580
    • First Pet: zena my doggy<33
    • First Piercing: ear
    • First Thing You Did Today: turned off my alarm
    • First Thing You Ate Today: toast
    • First School: idk a preschool...
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: goldfis
    • Last Car Ride: like 4:30ish
    • Last Text Message: recieved? ohmygooodness! im going to sleep. gggoooooodniiiggghhtt!
    • Last Movie Seen: vampires suck
    • Last Item Bought: idk...
    • Last CD Played: ke$ha
    • Last Website You Were On givesmehope
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: noooo
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: probably....
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: nahh
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yeah
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: pshhh no.... yes. :)
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: yeaahhh
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. mexico
    • 2. florida
    • 3. maryland
    • 4. north carolina
    • 5. new york
    4 Things
    • Guilty Pleasure: chocolateee<33
    • You Did Last Night: lay awake in my bed
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: nothingg
    • You Can't Live Without: food.
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. bridget
    • 2. sarah
    • 3. swathi
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: white
    • 2. hot or cold: hott ;)
    1 Love
    • MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!
    
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14. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 25, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #6
    I am honestly 100 percent okay with just being friends.
    This is one of the best choices I have ever made.♥
    We need to get to know each other better <3 (:
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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15. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 23, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #5
    I can't believe that you, my best friend of all people, befriended and now trust my worst enemy more than you trust me♥
    you'lll see her true colors soon.
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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16. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 22, 2011 3:37pm UTC
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17. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 20, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #3
    My friends are the best ones Icould ever ask for<3Unfortunatly my family ruins my happiness.I lo ve you girls<33 Hate youfamily.♥
    Best Girlies Forever <3
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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18. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 19, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #2
    Many people would be
    surprised to knowthat I'm not as innocent as I'put myself out there as:/♥
    I'm not an angel .
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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19. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    January 18, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Secrets
    Secret #1
    I wish that I could Lo ve you as much as you lov e me'... I can'tpretendmuch longer♥
    i'm sorry</3
    N O T MY F O R M A T E. . . . C R E D I T T O - nahhimshwayze
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20. advicecomesfromwisenotb1tchs
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    December 27, 2010 12:46am UTC
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