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seahawks37

1. seahawks37
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 12:14pm UTC
   I think girls should start looking for guys with an EDUCATION cuz im pretty sure SWAG wont pay the bills
   
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2. seahawks37
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   October 9, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   a silent man...... is a thinking man
   a silent women.... is probably mad..
   
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3. seahawks37
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   September 12, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   if your cooler than me... then doesnt that make me hotter than you?
   
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4. seahawks37
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   August 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   my teas gone cold, i wonder why i got out of bed at all
   the morning rain clouds up my window
   and i cant see at all
   but even if i could it would all be grey
   but your pictures on my wall
   it reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
   stan~eminem
   
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5. seahawks37
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   August 10, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   hard work beats talent
   when talent doesnt work as hard~ Tim Tebow
   
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6. seahawks37
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   August 10, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   when life gives you lemons...
   you might want some sugar and water or else your lemonade will
   SUCK!
   
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7. seahawks37
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   Friends, for dinner!
   fav if you know what movie that from
   if you dont know, you never had a childhood
   
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8. seahawks37
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   May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   stalling my homework and then thinking "man, i could have been done by now!" i hate that
   
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9. seahawks37
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   Darth vader.... :
   hey i just met u
   and this is crazy
   but im your father
   so join me maybe
   
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10. seahawks37
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    May 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Boy: do u like one direction?
    girl: yes
    boy: they like eachother too :)
    
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11. seahawks37
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    April 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    YOLO! :)
    
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12. seahawks37
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    March 23, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    O my god becky. look at her butt..... TUNCHIE!!!!
    
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13. seahawks37
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    March 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    i live it up like these are my last days. if time is money im an our past pay. comment the name of the song
    
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14. seahawks37
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Everything
    is funnier
    when you add
    IN MY PANTS
    to the end
    
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15. seahawks37
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    March 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Im gonna change my facebook name to "no one". that way i can friend request someone and it will say " no one wants to be your friend." lol
    
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16. seahawks37
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    February 29, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    OH, I'm sorry
    I forgot i only
    Exist when
    you NEED me. I apologize
    
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17. seahawks37
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    SWEARING
    Because sometimes "gosh darn" and "meanie head" just dont cover it.
    highlight to see
    
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18. seahawks37
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    February 29, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    If facebook ever shuts down you will see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces sayying, "DO YOU LIKE THIS????? DO YA???!!!!!!!
    
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19. seahawks37
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    February 4, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you say "like a good neighbor state farm is there" and nothing happens.
    
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20. seahawks37
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    February 4, 2012 11:46am UTC
    i cant wait till saturday, then on saturday i dont know what to do :P
    
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