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OXJennyXO123

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Member Since: 5 Nov 2012 11:22am

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2013 12:44pm

Birthday: October 18

Gender: F

user id: 337516

37 Quotes
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  1. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:56am UTC
    So i met this super sweet, nice, caring and loving guy on internet that i will probably never meet in real life...
    I hate my love life!
    FML

  2. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 8:34am UTC
    How to tell your friend their breath stinks without hurting them:
    "I'm bored, now let's go brush our teeth!"

  3. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    You all are probably happy about christmas, but in my country we don't celebrate them that much. Even in my family. All we do is just a 'family lunch or dinner' but that's all. We don't take presents. But don't worry. We take presents for New Year's eve. In Albania we celebrate the New Years eve. One of the reasons for this is cause 80% of the population is muslim. Then they are a couple of other reasons but im too lazy to explain.

  4. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:52am UTC
    The moment when you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone just decides to attack your face.

  5. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Always end your child's name with a vowel so when you yell at him itnwill carry.

  6. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:26am UTC
    Doing a hair flip
    And then your hair gets stuck in your lip gloss

  7. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:21am UTC
    I wonder if aliens ask each other if they believe in human?

  8. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:13am UTC
    Nerd is not just a 4 letter word
    It's a future 6 digit salary

  9. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:18am UTC
    I'm selling my roof for free
    ...i guess you can say its on the house!
    fave if you get it

  10. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    All i heard was:
    "I swear it'll be fun"
    ...Then we were on jail.

  12. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Rule of math:
    If it seems easy you're doing it wrong.

  13. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:32am UTC
    Me: Guess what!!
    Friend: What did One direction do this time??
    Me: It has nothing to do with one direction!!
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: ok maybe just a little..

  14. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Friend: who's one direction?
    Me: *faints*

  15. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: ;)
    Me: Sorry i had something in my eye
    nmq

  16. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    I bet you're reading this

  17. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    New person n witty: OMG i got 1 fave! YAY i can't believe it i must be dreaming yay yay :'D
    Famous person on witty: WTF only 1000 faves?? What's wrong with my quote, this is a big deal, im worried!!

  18. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    If i die on my period
    Will i steel bleed?

  19. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Don't wanna break your heart
    Wanna give your heart a break
    ~Demi Lovato

  20. OXJennyXO123 OXJennyXO123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Everytime a men whistles at you do not respond,
    You're a woman, not a dog.

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