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Member Since: 28 Jul 2014 04:25am

Last Seen: 12 Jan 2016 04:05am

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so I'm 14 years old and I live in Australia I don't have many  friends at school but I feel very popular with the 4 friends that I do have. When I'm older I want to be a forensic scientist. By the way if you follow me I will almost always follow you back.


LIKES

batman
video games

science
books
Katy perry
Taylor swift
p!nk
DISLIKES
justin bieber
sports
shopping
dancing

miley cyrus
kim kardashian
singing

 


  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2015 10:54pm EDT
    How to look and feel beautiful:
    1. Look in the mirror
    2. Say “I am beautiful." Over and over again.
    3. Stop giving a f*ck about what other people think
    4. Ta da you are now beautiful!

  2. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2015 8:28pm EDT
    I HATE MY FEELINGS SO MUCH. They make me think that I'm over a boy and then they are just like LOL got you didn't I? It's like I hate him but I love him, I don't want to talk to him but I can't not talk to him. Ugh F--K YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH and then I'm like NO I AM SO SORRY PLEASE TALK TO ME .

  3. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 11:46pm EDT
    I always wondered why girls cry when they get rejected by a boy that they love and then I met him and thought to myself “Oh that's why..."

  4. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
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    July 20, 2015 5:20am EDT
    Haha the funniest thing happened today, I used to like this guy but he turned out to be a real a/shole and for the past couple weeks his friends and I have been fighting over this spot in the eating area and the only reason they want the spot is so that they can play handball and because I liked the guy I let him have the area. But today I thought “No f*ck it I want that damn spot!" So my friends and I got together and made up a plan so we can get it and at lunchtime we got there as soon as possible and ate our lunch. needless to say that were really p!ssed off and they still played handball there even though we were eating in that area and one of the guys was literally 4 centimetres away from my face so his a/s was in our way and he was twerking and my friends were like wtf. I was just like f*ck you and then my ex crush said I'm not going near those things (looking at me and my friends ) and I got up and shouted out “Shut the f*ck up, you are not better than anyone else you little piece of sh/t and if I ever hear you sing or talk again I will shove that handball down your throat!" And sat back down as if nothing happened. (Excuse the terrible punctuation)

  5. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2015 7:39pm EDT
    Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Never Lands I love this joke because it never grows old.

  6. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2015 7:07am EDT
    there's two reasons why I don't drink toilet water number 1 and number 2

  7. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2015 6:59am EDT
    in a good book the best is between the lines-swedish probverb

  8. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 3:09am EDT
    Hey Witty I'm not going to be on here for a while because I'm not having any technology for a while (this was my decision) because I want to read more and focus on studying I will miss you all :-)

  9. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 1:04am EDT
    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, my sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

  10. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 1:00am EDT
    Roses are red,Violets are red, Tulips are red,Bushes are red,Trees are red,HOLY SH-- MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

  11. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 12:54am EDT
    Roses are red, that much is true but violets are purple!, not f-----king blue!

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 12:48am EDT
    There are identical twins in my class and the other day they were fighting when suddenly one of them said to the other one “you're ugly !" And the other said “No you're ugly!"

  13. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 12:15am EDT
    Friend: that's wrong you don't say “When was this country founded?" You say “when did they find this country?"Me: This is coming from the person who spelt the word “no one."“k n o w o n e."Girl near me: that's how it's spelt isn't it?Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  14. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 4:36am EDT
    Teacher: *p---sing himself laughing* I was marking all your report cards today and they had pictures of you from when you were in grade 2 Me and other students slowly going down behind our desks.Teacher: everybody had such bad hair cuts and you were all so small!  *Laughs more*Me: oh god why.

  15. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 9:44pm EDT
    “And darling , I will be Loving you 'til we're 70."
    “And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23!"

  16. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 8:28pm EDT
    And just when the
    caterpillar thought
    the world was over, it
    became a
    butterfly.<3

  17. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 8:12pm EDT
    Your skin isn't paperDon't cut it.Your face isn't a maskDon't cover it.Your size isn't a bookDon't judge it.Your life isn't a filmDon't end it.You are beautiful.

  18. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 8:06pm EDT
    You're beautiful, f---k anyone who disagrees.

  19. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 8:01pm EDT
    Why do we close our eyes when
    we pray? When cry? When we
    dream? Or when we kiss?
    Because we know that the most
    beautiful things in life are not
    seen by the eyes, but felt by the
    heart.

  20. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 7:54pm EDT
    There's a difference
    between pretty and beautiful.
    When someone is pretty
    they have a good appearance.
    But when
    someone is beautiful, they
    shine on they inside and out.

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