xoxocynthia

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Member Since: 27 Mar 2011 05:22pm

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 7:47pm UTC

If you're living life without giving an "F"
You are only living a li[]e.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 3:32pm UTC

Do I ever cross your mind?
No.
Oh..
You stay on it.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 8:11pm UTC

Live like
Spongebob
Laugh out loud all day without any reason,
and annoy the mean people with your happiness.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 10:53pm UTC

You remind
me of
my chinese friend
Ug Lee
never

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xoxocynthia
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July 23, 2011 4:13pm UTC

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 7:29pm UTC

If a camera lens is a circle,
then why
are pictures square?

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 12:15am UTC

Go planking
in traffic.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 4:04pm UTC

Can I tell you something?
Sure!
Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Can I tell you something too? It only exsists when I'm with you..

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 9:02pm UTC

I can relate:
Writing "etc" on an exam because you don't remember anymore examples.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 1:47pm UTC

Sorry, I can't today.
My sister's friend's mother's
grandpa's brother's grandson's
uncle's fish died.
And yes it was a
tragic.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 12:04pm UTC

It's funny how
The people you'd take a bullet for are the ones
behind the trigger

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 11:16am UTC

The feeling
of your hair
when you wash
out the conditioner
♥nmf.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 10:11pm UTC

that one song on your ipod hhop
you always skip but
never delete.

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xoxocynthia
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July 9, 2011 7:20pm UTC

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 9:24pm UTC

Did you know
when a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her? & when he finally finds it, he waddles over to her and places the pebble right in front of her feet. kind of like a proposal. ♥

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 4:16pm UTC

No. I will not share my iPod with you.
I t's called an iPod.
Not an usPod.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:21pm UTC

1 new message: hey
Oh my gosh. He just texted me first. I wonder what he wants. Should I reply? I don't want to sound needy. But, I also don't want to come off as a jerk. Does he know I like him? Oh crap. Well maybe he just wants to talk. Okay I think i'm going to reply now. Should I do one y, or two, or three? No, thats desperate. Two y's. Okay this is good. I'm gonna send it now. Here goes nothing.
Heyy

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:22pm UTC

….
♥
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The feeling you get
When you see him talking to
another girl

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