kellyy823

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kellyy823

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Member Since: 25 Mar 2011 09:38pm

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hey! since you're on here i now officially consider you my friend!

SO, comment me, follow me, whatever, i like to meet new people!

alrightie,

so the names kelly, if you haven't already guessed. i play lacrosse, field hockey, and i dance. . oh and i love when it rains on fridays.

if you follow me i will probably follow you back and love you forever. i don't get involved with pointless drama so try to annoy me, and you will get nowhere :).

SUMMER 2011 <3

118 followers! wow! want to help make it to 200? go right ahead! (:

kellyy823
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Remember when putting fake middle
names on facebook was funny?
yeah. me neither.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 3:01pm UTC

you never really stop loving someone.
you just learn to live without them.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 12:54am UTC

just because
she's pretty
doesn't mean
you're ugly
♥

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kellyy823
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 4:50pm UTC

me: want some updog?
friend: what's that?
me: what's what?
friend: updog?
me: what about it?
friend: what is it?
me: what's what?
friend: WHAT IS UPDOG?!
me: not too much, you?
-read it out loud if you don't get it!
-not mine

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 6:30pm UTC

i don't know what is more pathetic,
people who start rumors,
or the people who listen to them.
-mona.pretty little liars ♥

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 6:19pm UTC

☐ Single.
☐ Taken.
☑ Will die alone
with 72 cats

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 10:02am UTC

the worst feelings in life
1.) not getting a text back
2.) "i'm fine"
3.) cancelled plans
4.)having a great day, only to have it ruined by someone
5.) burning your tastebuds
6.) feeling sick and tired
7.) "i'm sorry, what is your name again?"
8.) not getting enough sleep
9.) turning the radio station on right when the song ends
10.) being ignored by people you care about
11.) feeling alone in a room full of people
12.) failing a test you studied so hard for
13.) crying yourself to sleep
14.) not being missed
15.) being replaced

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 3:03pm UTC

4 words i never want to hear:
i don't love you.
i found someone else.
it was never real.
you're ugly.
we need to talk.
let's just be friends.
we can't be together.
i never loved you.
there is no food.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 5:42pm UTC

can i go to the bathroom?
a.k.a.
((CAN I GO WANDER
AROUND THE SCHOOL?))

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 1:01pm UTC

listening to someone's story and thinking:
lie
lie
lie
lie
wow. lie!
lie
liar.
lie
omg are you legit?
lie
lie.
lie

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 9:24pm UTC

i survived
the great witty crash
of
june 2011
♥

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 5:46pm UTC

two wrongs don't make a
right?
pssh. yeah, ok.
everyone knows that a
negative times a negative
is a positive.
nice try though.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 11:48am UTC

I LOOK TO THE SKY AND SEE THE
POSSIBILITIES.
I LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND SEE
REALITY.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 11:37am UTC

Everyone!
FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO FEEL EXTREMELY COOL
1.) Open another tab and type in www.google.com
2.) Search your witty username
NOW WHO FEELS AWESOME?

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 9:03pm UTC

i feel like a ninja
when i wear sunglasses
and no one can tell
if i'm looking at them
♥

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kellyy823
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 8:12pm UTC

Sleeping burns 59 calories per hour.
Sitting burns 84 calories per hour.
Typing on the computer burns 102 calories per hour.
Talking on the phone burns 120 calories per hour.
psshh. who needs
gym class?

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kellyy823
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 9:13pm UTC

admit it;;
we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with
tons of shopping bags in our arms

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kellyy823
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 9:07pm UTC

everyone deserves to be somebody's
everything.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:31pm UTC

i f t o m o r r o w
we are not together
there is something
you must always remember.
you are b r a v e r
than you b e l i e v e,
stronger than you seem,
and smarter than
you think.
but the most important thing
is even if
we're a p a r t ...
i will always
be with you.
♥ ♥ ♥
--winnie the pooh

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kellyy823
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 9:07am UTC

i would always ruin my chapstick
because i would turn the wheel until it was all the way up
and then it wouldn't go back down
and i no longer had chapstick

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