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  1. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when ;;
    you're alone in the car with your friend's mom.

  2. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    the best time to wear a striped sweater,
    is all the time

  3. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:21am UTC
    that one kid
    w h o t r i e s t o c o r r e c t
    the teacher ♥

  4. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    & they laughed
    when i said
    sharkboy was hot...

  5. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    dude,
    spitting randomly on the ground
    does not make you cool.
    it's nasty.
    ///////////////////////

  6. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Spongebob Squarepants is now friends with Squidward Tentacles.
    Squidward Tentacles dislikes this.
    -not my format-

  7. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    i d o n ' t m i n d
    spending everyday
    out on your corner
    in the pouring rain,
    look for the g i r l
    with the broken s m i l e
    ask her if she wants to stay a while,
    and she will
    be loved.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  8. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 10:00am UTC
    there is a "lie" in believe,
    "over" in lover,
    "end" in friend,
    and "if" in life.

    not my format

  9. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:04am UTC
    Dear guy with the British accent,
    you just became ten times hotter.
    keep saying words.
    Sincerely,
    average american girl

  10. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I wonder if
    i have ever spoken to the man i am going
    to marry.

  11. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    please stop asking us to find your x.
    she left you for a reason.
    you're annoying.
    Sincerely,
    students everywhere.

  12. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Dear childhood pop songs,
    When I listen to you now, I realize how many of the lyrics I didn't understand back then.
    Sincerely,
    Can't believe 8-year-old me sang along to that.

  13. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    & s o t o d a y
    i finally realized that
    we're not best friends anymore.
    It doesn't matter.
    you're just trying to be the most P o p u l a r girl in school
    and y o u have became just like everyone else
    from preppy to s l u t t y
    trying to be best friends with everyone
    and you don't even realize that they talk behind your back
    they say you try too hard
    you're a poser.
    and you still hang out with them
    you ditched me for them
    i'll never forget it.

  14. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    summer 2011
    coming soon to a town near you
    ♥♥♥

  15. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    boy, you must be tired
    cause you've been running through my head all day.

  16. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    WHEN YOU CAN'T FIX IT
    WITH DUCT TAPE,
    you haven't used enough

  17. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    whenever you feel alone,
    ...look at the stars...
    --
    THE LION KING

  18. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    & im the type of girl who will ask for a
    diet water
    just to see what kind of reaction i will get

  19. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    & i absolutely love
    when i open a textbook and see that
    Santa
    Britney Spears
    The Easter Bunny
    Jack Black
    God
    &Your mom
    have all owned my book before me
    format credit:wittygirl2010

  20. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    when an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee,
    when "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot,
    when the candles cost more than the cake,
    and when we are those little old ladies in the nursing home,
    i promise we will still be
    best friends.

:)

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