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to adults, we're
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to relatives, we're
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to dumbasses, we're
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to each other, we're
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to players, we're hot. to perverts, we're sexy. to adults,

10077 faves · 45 comments · Oct 29, 2010 4:20pm

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sydneyokfanpage · 6 years ago
b i t c h you ugly to everyone lol
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Kat525 · 7 years ago
I'm uglier then
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ninaxc99 · 7 years ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!
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AoifeAngel · 7 years ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!
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IrrelevantDude · 7 years ago
haha, that cant be true though...?
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foreveryoung64 · 8 years ago
this is so true :)story of MY life.
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xociarraxo · 8 years ago
ssosooooo true lol
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JoshIsRandom · 8 years ago
No need to feel this way about yourselves every girl is beautiful
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Quartochi1D · 8 years ago
thats so true
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goutanhoug · 8 years ago
I get it and I like it that way
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faz99 · 8 years ago
it said: dear perverts,"i don't suck ice lollies, i viciously bite them, sincerely how's that for a mental image.
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NYgirl4eva · 8 years ago
What did this sayyy??????
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sierra465 · 8 years ago
how is that funny???
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michelle* · 8 years ago
what did it use to say ?
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StarMoonSun87 · 8 years ago
What did it say?
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ImJustMeh · 8 years ago
i don't get it xP
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hannahp129 · 8 years ago
yeahh......wut did it say?????
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Behindthesebrowneyes · 8 years ago
what'd it say?
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littledevil1060 · 8 years ago
iT MEANS that They had 2 take it down
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sunburst · 8 years ago
I don't get it D;
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