today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
me: * le on the computer * mom: * walks in randomly * me: mom: me: mom: you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention if you have an erecti0n that lasts more than 4 hours. me: mom: me: mom: i will now grab a kit kat from your stash and be on my way. me: me: me: this is going on the internet. true story. -____-
I'm excited for.. Bright leaves, Bonfires, No more hot and sweaty attire, Fuzzy boots, Comfy sweaters, Enjoying the cool fall weather, Football games, Crisp air, No more summer time frizzy hair. Football games, Watching stars, Blasting music in our cars. Hurry up fall. ♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Today I was in traffic and a car obnoxiously was blaring rap music with its windows open. The car in front of me started playing classical music on full volume and opened the windows, effectively shutting up the other car. I applauded. TheirLifeIsAverage. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ilovewill Confession#1: No matter how happy I seem, look, sound, don't ever, EVER believe me.