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xAngelxWingsx

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Member Since: 13 Jun 2010 09:48am

Last Seen: 18 Feb 2013 03:08pm

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  1. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee

  2. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
    it becomes daytrogen
    I’m going to bed.
    good nitrogen
    sleep tightrogen
    don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

  3. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:49am UTC
    "i'm different than most girls"
    -most girls

  4. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    You didn't have a good childhood,
    if your mother didn't give birth to you.

  5. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    me: * le on the computer *
    mom: * walks in randomly *
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention if you have an erecti0n that lasts more than 4 hours.
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: i will now grab a kit kat from your stash and be on my way.
    me:
    me:
    me: this is going on the internet.
    true story. -____-

  6. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    She talks like summer,
    and walks like rain,
    reminds me that there's a time to change.
    - D r o p s O f J u p i t e r ; T r a i n

  8. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Drama, Lies, Tears;
    Cheers to the teenage years.

  9. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Hi ads,
    I am not looking for a single man over 40.
    But thanks anyways.

  10. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    I'm excited for..
    Bright leaves, Bonfires,
    No more hot and sweaty attire,
    Fuzzy boots, Comfy sweaters,
    Enjoying the cool fall weather,
    Football games, Crisp air,
    No more summer time frizzy hair.
    Football games, Watching stars,
    Blasting music in our cars.
    Hurry up fall.

  11. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    wtffff
    There was an earthquake? people in my neighborhood felt it..
    I didn't..
    wow.

  12. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    .
    I wish that,
    some people had a " block " button..
    nmf

  13. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:26am UTC
    -They found a cure.
    Thank you Doctor Gardener.
    nmqnmf

  14. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Dad:
    I saw a woman with a sweatshirt
    with " guess " on the front.
    So I said, " implants " ?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    nmf

  15. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Excuse me,
    While i LOL@
    Those boobs you're
    trying to show off
    in your default..
    nmf

  16. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    I hate when
    you go to the mall, & you see 9 year old girls, & in their right hand they have an ice coffee, & in their left is an iPhone.
    Really? i had apple juice & a Tamagotchi .

  17. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Today I was in traffic and a car obnoxiously was blaring rap
    music with its windows open.
    The car in front of me started playing classical music on full
    volume and opened the windows,
    effectively shutting up the other car.
    I applauded.
    TheirLifeIsAverage.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    ilovewill
    Confession#1: No matter
    how happy I seem, look, sound,
    don't ever, EVER believe me.

  18. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Keep talking,
    one day you might say something smart.

  19. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 9:54am UTC
    if i got paid for everytime
    i logged onto witty,
    well damn. . i'd be a millionaire.

  20. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:36am UTC
    ATELOPHOBIA
    the fear of imperfection, of not being good enough.
    not my format.

:)

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