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jimmy365
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February 9, 2013 5:20pm UTC

just spooning my boyfriend.
out of his container.
it's icecream
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
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February 12, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Hipsters: I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir!
Me: I'm not water, but I'll f//cking drown you

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 14, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Every night,
someone falls asleep thinking about you.
They toss and turn all night because they hate
the fact that the pillow they’re hugging isn’t you.
They want to be with you right this second,
but you’re clueless about the whole situation.
Playing these little scenarios in their head
hoping that it will actually happen
the next time they see you.
That sweet voice of yours
is the only thing they wish to fall asleep to
but they have this mindset
that you’re too good for them.
Your smile is carved into their memory
and they see it every time they shut their eyes,
trying to go to sleep.
Then they quickly open it again in hopes
that you will be by their side this time.
And the only thing they want to know is
if you’re thinking about them too.

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HometownHero
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February 11, 2013 2:38pm UTC

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully

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LandonIsWitty
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February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

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jimmy365
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February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC

me: so what're you
planning for valentines day?
friend: murder
me: that's the spirt
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cujo*
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February 15, 2013 2:55am UTC

This, the kind that makes one tilt their head and stare, unblinkingly. Several moments later, they straighten up and glare.
I am an observer, a preceptor. And this is what I see of you. I have followed the subtle (yet obvious) transitions over time. I had respected, tried to understand, tried to learn but while I did so, I found you falling headfirst.
Why does this ignite a raging, raving, internal furor in a stranger? Why, why? The vibes, the vibes! It feels as if you are not in this! You are not the skin you are potraying. Is this you or the person you hide behind? You're hiding yourself, you're hiding something from your own self. I only hope you'd catch yourself before it catches you.
So, what's going on? This is a pitiful game. You're fooling no one but yourself.
I speak, not to wound, but because I know you'd respect an honest opinion. I believe you are smart enough to handle it. Take it and keep it with you; get the best of it.
Feb 15, 2013 02:04 AM

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ruthielovexo
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February 15, 2013 9:36pm UTC

does it bother you that we dont talk ? .. or is that just me ?

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