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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    how to flirt with someone in a museum:
    introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

  2. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    The sexiest thing about smoking
    cigarettes is the part when
    you don't smoke them

  3. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL
    IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE
    LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT
    AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT
    ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING
    EVIL ABOUT HER.

  4. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    Exactly

  5. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:44am UTC
    Forgive them
    even if they are
    not sorry

  6. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:55am UTC
    Never let success
    get to your head and

  7. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    Promises are just lies in disguise.

  8. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Something happened on
    Monday that really
    shocked me I guess, one of my closest friends admitted that he was gay and he was proud of it. He's always been the loud, sweet hearted guy that you could talk to for hours. That wasn't the part that shocked me, the part that shocked me the most was that everyone of his friends and my friends didn't mind, they didn't unfriend him or anything except that one guy. He was being the biggest d/ck about it behind his back. Why? I have no idea. But I stood up for my friend, I was so close to slapping that guy and I am one of the least violent people out there. But what he said hurt me. I know that everyone has their opinion but talking about this sort of subject is sad. My friend came up to me crying and thanked me. I'm proud of you, Chris. And you probably never see this, but ignore the bullies and I am always there for you.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    i hate it when i'm being taught how to do something and i don't get it so then i feel like patrick when he can't find the lid on the jar after spongebob said "the lid" like 40 times

  10. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    Even if the sky is falling down
    I know that we'll be
    Safe and Sound

  11. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF
    "If you commit suicide...I don't even know. Like, I
    don't even know what would happen to you. All I
    really know is what happens to the people around
    you after you die. I think it'll be really hard for your
    family to live normally for a long time. And, uhm, if
    you commit suicide, people will miss you. A LOT.
    If you commit suicide, your brother, your sister,
    your mother, your friend, your boyfriend, your
    girlfriend, your child...all those people...Who
    really really love you will be really f*cking confused
    for the rest of their lives. And really angry. And...
    really jealous. I'm jealous of everyone who has a
    sister. You know? It's been six years since she
    died. And it's still really hard to talk about, I mean,
    you know, just a real way. Cause I can say a sentence
    here or there in a video, and it feels good to talk about.
    Especially when I'm trying to put a message out there.
    But like, I mean at the end of the day you know there
    is someone who's supposed to be in your life and their
    not...And they never will be again. It just forces you
    to ask yourself a lot of questions you're never going
    to get the answer to, so it just feels like a lot of unnecessary
    pain, and like brooding, and agonizing. It feels...so sh*tty,
    and unfair, and that you'll wrestle with these same emotions
    over and over again, every time you think about it. So you
    try not to think of it. But then if you don't think about it, you
    can't work your way through it. But working your way through
    it sucks because there is just so much of it everywhere. Everywhere
    you turn, it's there. It influences who you are. It's like before
    and after this event that you did, I am a different person. And
    I don't know if it's for the better or for the worse. But I... f*cking
    hate you and I f*cking love you."
    J U S T D O N ' T D O I T .

  12. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    * CLAPS FOR WITTY*
    When a teenager walked into school and shot a teacher along with 2 classmates today, nobody posted quotes or even batted an eye.
    But when those innocent children, people in a mall and people at a movie premiere all get shot, boston marathon bombings,
    Well then, everyone loses their minds and the top 20 pages of witty are dedicated to them.
    What makes them any different than the people who died today? The same incident, but just a smaller number?
    Is that what made people think, "Oh, it's just 3 people, nothing like the 26 people who died last year."
    What the heck happened?
    When did everyone stop caring?
    What made you all find this so different than the others?
    It's like the Joker's quote, which sounds actually true.
    "Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a teacher will get shot, or 2 random students, nobody panics. But when there is a larger quantity of people, everyone loses their minds!"
    If you plan on taking time out to say a prayer to those who died last year, then you better be taking time to pray for those who died today. Sure it wasn't an older adult, it was a kid. A kid, a teenager, just like you all, who went and shot his teacher and 2 students. What makes those victims any different?
    How would you feel if your best friend/ friend/ a kid in your school took a gun and shot a teacher and shot 2 students whether they are your friend/ lover/ someone you knew but not well enough.
    Your response would be different, wouldn't it?
    Smarten up Witty. I thought you all were better than this.
    Guess I was wrong.
    R.I.P
    to those 3 victims who lost their lives today.
    Who never made it home this afternoon because someone decided to take their lives.
    R.I.P
    to everyone on a daily basis who dies, whether it's from natural causes, self inflicting or causes upon someone else; whether a gun or torture, etc.
    R.I.P
    to those who didn't make it home in the past, who never lived to see the brighter days of the day that follows.
    to those who might not see the brighter days of tomorrow.
    to those who might not see the brighter days of the future,
    and to those who are missing out on the bright days of today.
    You'll never be forgotten, no matter what.
    R.I.P
    But when I say R.I.P
    I don't just mean Rest In Peace
    I mean Rewind It Please
    So we can Remain In Peace.
    *Joker's quote edited to make a point*

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Does anyone else see
    certain times every day?? Like I see 9:11, 12:34, and 12:54 nearly every day?? What the heck

  14. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 7:06am UTC
    Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
    and do nothing for three years.

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: takes out popsicle
    Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
    Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
    Popsicle: is orange

  16. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest
    person ever or a piece of sh.t there is no in between

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I swear if no one dresses
    as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:16pm UTC
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  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

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