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1. Cammie
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   October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
   and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
   "why is there a diaper on the floor?"
   my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."
   
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2. flyingbacon7
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   October 20, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   You see that guy over there?
   No, not the one surrounded by his friends
   No, not the most popular guy in the school
   No, not the guy in the football jersey
   No, not the guy surrounded by all the girls
   That guy
   The one listening to music all by himself
   The one who looks so sad
   But you know what I want to do?
   I want to make him happy
   I want to be the one he shares his earbuds with
   So we can escape this crazy world together
   
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12. Niichole
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    October 18, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    "I always thought, how do parents go on when they lose a child? You know when I see that stuff on the news, i'd shut it off because it was just horrible to think.. But I would always think, how do they wake up every day? I mean, how do they breath? But you do wake up.. And just for a second you forget, then you remember it all and it's like getting that call again and again every time. You don't get to stop waking up.. You have to keep on being a parent even when you don't have a child anymore."
    -Glee
    
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13. enginesGoBOOM*
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    October 19, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Its scary how fast we're growing up. 
    
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14. lost dreamer*
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    October 18, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    happiness
    wON't come to you. IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WAIT FOR.
    IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO FIND, EVEN IN THE DARKNESS.
    
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15. lost dreamer*
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    October 18, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    
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    one song
    IS ALL IT takes (to) SEND ME back, drowning IN MY MEMORIES
    
    
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16. lost dreamer*
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    October 18, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    OH BUT DARLING
    MIRRORS CAN LIE;
    AFTER ALL, THEY'RE ONLY SKIN DEEP
    A N D Y O U '' R E S O M U C H M O R E T H A N
    A S I L L Y R E F L E C T I O N .
    
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17. Niichole
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    October 19, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I've heard to many people saying that the stereotypical heart shape looks nothing like the actual heart.
    Here's something for you to think about:
    Did you ever wonder how one decided it would be that shape? Why that would be the shape of the heart when it looks nothing like our actual heart? Have you every actually thought about that? I don't think you have. Think a bit harder. What does the heart symbolize? Love. What do two HUMAN hearts look like fused together? They resemble the stereotypical shape of a heart.
    
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18. Amenah
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    October 18, 2013 11:30am UTC
    PLEASE
    DO NOT
    STARVE
    YOURSELF.
    ANOREXIA IS NOT A 'QUICK FIX'.
    
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19. Amenah
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    October 18, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    I started crying because I tripped over my own banana five times in Mario Kart.
    I hope that makes you feel better about yourself.
    
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20. Fay*
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    October 18, 2013 10:00am UTC
    Dear Sou per Mar io,
    Just a friendly reminder that I've wasted
    my whole life saving your chick
    ~Sinserelly a 30 year old man
    
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