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Cammie
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: I'm going to stand outside.
friend: ok
me: if anyone asks, i'm outstanding
us: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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ErinIsTheName*
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June 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC

My mom says beauty is on the inside.
For example: A Fridge.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 27, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Me: *arranges candy by color & flavor*
Me: *arranges books in alphabetical order by the author's last name*
Me: *has all files on my computer in alphabetical order*
Me: *has shirts arranged by color and fabric*
Me: *has pants arranged by fabric*
Me: I don't have a problem.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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faye17
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December 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

fave if yo have that best friend thats not your bestfriend but your sister

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxJadee123xx
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:01pm UTC

Do you know what the best feeling in the world is?
Most people: Love.... (; ❤
Me: Going pee after holding it in during a long car ride.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I haven't taken a photo of
myself in awhile...
*takes photo*
Oh, that's why.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:21pm UTC

When you're doing something
you're not supposed to do, every small noise scares you.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Going Shopping
Me: I like that...
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: I don't like that anymore

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I hate when cashiers make stupid comments
Me: *places oreos, skittles, and starbursts onto belt*
Cashier: Oh someone's got a sweet tooth?
Me: Someone better shut their mouth, or I'll have a sweet tooth to talk to their boss. You don't want a piece of me, do you Sharon? DO YOU? Didn't think so, now next time make sure you don't make another slick comment when I'm in these aisles, Cause I'm not afraid to cut you.
Me: *flips collar and walks away*
Me: *walks back*
Me: C-can I get these double bagged, its a long journey home?

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BerryBop
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:40pm UTC

instead of having
your period
you should just get a
text message once a month that says,
"Don't worry, you're not pregnant, have a nice day."
much easier.
♥
Format by kclove5layouts

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missperfect1129
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 1:19am UTC

You see a pencil sharpener ... I see a blade.
You see scissors ... I see a blade.
You see a knife ... I see a blade.
You see a razor ... I see a blade.
You see everything normally .. I don't
It affects people mentally, not just physcially.

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momentoftruth1
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Friend: my boyfriend's like a unicorn.
Me: what he's h0rny?
Friend: no he doesn't exist.
Me: ..

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Girl I hate: *breathes*
Me: Twinkle, twinkle little star
Me: I want to hit you with a car
Me: Throw you off a tree so high
Me: Hope you break your neck and die

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:22pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 1:00 PM 87%
Messages
Dad
Edit
Dad there's a moth on the bathroom door can you get rid of it??
hurry im going to cry
Dad
Dad is dead. You're next.
Love, Moth
format by bravosierra

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ClayoTomatoe
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Mom: you need to start acting more mature
Me: ok I will go drink coffee, organize papers, and complain about my life on facebook
Mom: go to time-out

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Computer: *frozen*
Me: Hmm maybe if i spaztisticly click everywhere it will start to work

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 8:51pm UTC

That terrible moment when your anger turns into tears.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:44pm UTC

yeah my milkshakes brin.g all the boys to the yard
but then i'm like no f.uck off these are my milkshakes not yours
so i drink all the milkshakes a.nd end up fat and alone

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