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Friend: my boyfriend's like a unicorn.
Me: what he's h0rny?
Friend: no he doesn't exist.
Me: ..
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Friend: my boyfriend's like a unicorn. Me: what he's h0rny? Friend:

20 faves · Mar 2, 2013 12:51pm

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tikkamasala · ninjatuna · pineappleonjoshshead · funny

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