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ClayoTomatoe

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Member Since: 15 May 2012 11:38pm

Last Seen: 26 Dec 2016 01:13am

Birthday: January 22

Gender: F

user id: 300075

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  1. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:53pm EDT
    Maybe it is all a test.
    So even though I feel like I'm the Worst,
    I act like I'm the Best.
    Oh No - Marina and the Diamonds

  2. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:01pm EST
    Mom: you need to start acting more mature
    Me: ok I will go drink coffee, organize papers, and complain about my life on facebook
    Mom: go to time-out

  3. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 11:52am EST
    Me: *trying to dance*
    Dad: *walks in*
    Me: NOTHING!!
    Dad: I didnt say anything...

  4. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 12:17am EST
    Girl: Whats your favorite song?
    Me: *forgets every song I've ever liked*

  5. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:51pm EST
    Friend: Why are so many people absent today?
    Me: *looks around*
    Me: THE ALPACALIPSE HAS STARTED, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
    Friend: why am i even friends with you

  6. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:41pm EST
    Away from our friends, hidden from our family.
    behind closed doors,
    we let ourselves
    fall apart.

  7. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 12:04am EST
    Patrick: Are you Squidward??
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick: Its ok, take your time.

  8. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:29pm EST
    Yo mamma so broke she has to put her mcdonalds milkshake on layaway

  9. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:42pm EST
    Mom: So how was school?
    Me: Just another day with the peasants.

  10. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:17pm EST
    I allways thought acting was
    getting better over the years.
    And then I watched Disney Channel.

  11. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 12:55am EST
    Next time someone asks you to do the dishes, go all Soulja Boy on them.
    Mom: Which one of you are gonna do the dishes?
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  12. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:39am EST
    Movies are so unrealistic.
    this guy is using his
    computer to access an
    alien ship and not once
    has it asked if he wants
    to upgrade his Adobe.

  13. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:16pm EDT
    I will win prom queen.
    BY PASSING OUT COOKIES THAT SAY
    "VOTE FOR ME YOU PEASANTS"

  14. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:46am EDT
    Me: *in the locker room with my friend Sarah*
    Random girl: *screams from the back of the locker room*
    Sarah: WHOS GIVING BIRTH BACK THERE?

  15. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:43am EDT
    Maybe,
    todays generation of 10-13 year olds will stop wanting to grow up if 90's kids stop acting like todays generation can only be cool if they're older and a 90's kid.

  16. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:37pm EDT
    The more people I get to know,
    The more I love my dog.

  17. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:51pm EDT
    We've all colored our nails atleast once with a
    marker.

  18. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 10:14pm EDT
    Random Wittian: I'm not asking for favs but fav this and I'll _____.
    Me: Um excuse me but thats asking for favs ok

  19. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 10:01pm EDT
    Bruno Mars: You're amazing, just the way you are!
    Everyone: k
    One Direction: Thats what makes you beautiful!
    Everyone: ASDFGHJKL HAVE MY BABIES
    Bruno Mars: It's because I'm black isnt it
    Mq/Not meant to offend anyone its just a joke lol

  20. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:28pm EDT
    Chum is fum.
    -Patrick

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