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alimophia
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC

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ZonerOuter97
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC

bruno mars: girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the song himself)
people : i like cats
selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
people : my tooth paste is minty
lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
people : omg she's so weird
one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
haven't had their first kiss yet.
/♥/

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伤*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 11:11am UTC

"I'm the kind of boy who would
fall in love with any girl becuase
i love her with my heart not my eyes."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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horsechick818
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 12:56pm UTC

me calling Walmart for a real reason, not a joke
person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
me: hi could i please place an order?
person: no
me: no?
person: i can not place an order for you
me: why not?
person: Walmart exploded
me: then why are you there?
person: i never said i was
me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
person: this is Walmart
me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
person: no, Walmart exploded
me: im so confused
person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC

In the Mall, looking at something through the windows, & thinking
Why does everything look cuter on manequins...
just me?

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC

You're 14 and single?! And you have a
crush on someone who doesn't like
you back? AND your mom took your
phone?! God bless you child, you stay
strong now. No of course I'm not being
sarcastic. Tell me more about how
hard your life is and how you're going
to be forever alone because the love
of your life doesn't know your name.
You poor tortured teenager.

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julietechoecho
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 12:27pm UTC

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format by julietechoecho
NOTE: do NOT take this format without permission.That is all.♥ julietechoecho

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 9:41pm UTC

*Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on*
Drake: that's when you're the prettiest.
One direction: that's what makes you beautiful.
Big time rush: i don't know why you always get so insecure.
Jonas brothers: you're beautiful, but you don't even try.
Kids at school: what is that omg get back to the zoo.
-tumblr

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secretvent23
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Elementary school;
eww! you kissed him..
Middle school;
C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
High school;
Seriously guys, stop making out and go get a room!

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Mystic
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Liam: I'm sorry to all of you that are asleep that miss this tw-
Liam's dad:They're not going to hear you if they're sleeping Liam.
Liam: BUT THEY'LL WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE LATER DAD.
Liam: THAT'S THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.
NMF

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 12:20pm UTC

HELP ME!
I asked my parents to take me to a One Direction concert, and they said if I get 100 favs that they will take me and get backstage passes o:
Lol get real. My parents would have to be pretty stupid to fork out that much money just because 100 teenagers clicked a button. Seriously, stop using this sort of stuff to get favs.
DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

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kdemjr
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:08am UTC

Admit it...
when you have fake nails, you tap them everywhere to hear the "cool sound."
nmf

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lululala
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No seriously! Will you ask?!"
"Fine! Excuse me...................
My friend would like to ask you something."
This happened to any of you before?!

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softball0923
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:38am UTC

One Direction Quote
"One day we went to a farm and they asked us if we'd like to ride horses, but there were only four, so Harry rode a cow."
~Liam

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:37am UTC

Today while sitting in my college class.
I texted my boyfriend saying "I'm Bored".
Not even 5min later he came running in the door yelling
"Troll in the dungeon, just thought you oughta know"
Then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter
Not only was my Teacher laughing so hard he let us go early.
But i think i have found "The One" (:

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arenaud
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC

who else was forced
to play the recorder, as a kid?
nmf

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