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iliketoreadthesethings

Status: Food. My only friend.

Member Since: 4 Nov 2011 05:52pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2014 04:24pm

user id: 234173

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Yo! My Names Sam[:
Do you ever wonder who's thinking about you?♥


 | United States | Female | 

Im Very Sarcastic..
& if you know me, you'd understand.

Sometimes my sarcasm can be cruel, but chill out im kidding, 
Whatever it is, i didnt mean it literally!
I believe in God a 100%

He is my creator!
Im a pro at video games. nuff said.

Im a really good listener, so if you need someone

 to talk to im always here!

I love winter(: 

Im a big texter, im like always texting.

I Love Photography! and i think im pretty good at it(:

I love Dogs
 pink is the favorite color!..

"IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS"

Leave a comment on my profile(:
follow my witty friends!
"angrypotato" "stickerlesshobo" "hobowithasticker" "crayolaisawesome"

 

Hey There, Chat Me, i love talking to new people! :)













  South Park - Eric Cartman Animated Rainbow Moustache           
  1. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME..
    "God gave me the choice to have a big d*ck or a good memory."
    "I can't remember which one i chose"
    *facepalm*
    This seriously just happened.

  2. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    I've never been one to really relate to being hurt in a relationship
    But i have now & believe me, it sucks.

  3. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    it's amazing how
    Easily you just tossed me aside
    and got together with her.
    YEAH, IT HURTS.
    (my quote.. Im just upset.)

  4. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    *Opens Fridge*
    "Baby You light up my world like nobody else..."

  5. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Who Else Remembers...
    Those Underwear Commercials With Grown Men Dressed in Fruit Costumes
    Just me?

  6. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    W e i r d Th o u g h t#1
    When pe0ple yawn,
    Do deaf people think
    they're screaming?

  7. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    I honestly don't get how people like me.
    people say my personality is great, - i just say whats on my mind.
    people say im pretty, - i try to look decent, but pretty is overestimating it
    people say i smell good, - im wearing it because i like the smell too
    people say im really nice, - i treat others the way i would like to be treated
    people say my smile is beautiful, - my smile is like a dinosaurs smile
    people say they love my shape, - having hips the size of niagra falls isn't cute
    people say they love my laugh, - i love to laugh, so your going to hear it a lot.
    Just venting.

  8. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    A BOSS
    You Should All, Like A Boss

  9. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    "I am a ninja"
    "No your not"
    "Did you seem you just do that?"
    "Do what?"
    "Exactly."

  10. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    So No One Is Allowed
    At my friends old school to dress up for Halloween anymore, because one year this kid came to school on a bike, wearing a red jumpsuit, with tampons taped to him. He then rode around school telling people he was a
    Mestrual Cycle.
    Fave if you Get it
    FaveFave

  11. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Friend vs Bestfriend
    *Sees Friend in Hallway*
    Me: OMG You look so pretty!
    Her: Thanks! You too, I love your shirt!
    Me: Thanks! You can borrow it sometime. *Hugs*
    *Sees Bestfriend in Hallway*
    Her: Wow! Someone looks ugly today.
    Me: Awww, You've gotten so fat!
    Her: Okey, Bye Sl*t!
    Me: Bye Wh*re!
    nmf/nmq

  12. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    When playing sims..
    You get frustrated when they waste time playing video games instead of socializing or improving skills.
    Then you shut up.
    1111 tumblr

  13. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    I'M NOT FAT
    I'ts just my Sexiness overflowing..

  14. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    *At Friends House*
    *I Wake up*
    *Friend Is Still Sleeping*
    *I Hear there parents in the other room making the bed squeak loud multiple times*
    *Later, parents come out Sweating*
    Well this is awkward...
    No Joke This Actually Happend

  15. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Reality is a nice place to visit
    but I would not want to live there
    nmf/mmq

  16. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    knock, knock
    Who's there?
    nmf, followme(:
    Little Boy Blue
    Little boy blue who?
    nmf, followme(:
    Michael Jackson!
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
    LMAO!

  17. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Awww! Your Spreading Rumors about Me?
    Well at least you finally found a hobby,
    Spreading something other then your Legs.
    Burn

  18. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    He's Just a Friend & Nothing Else.
    That's the Lie You keep telling Yourself
    You keep on Saying He's just a Bud,
    But deep down inside, your falling in Love♥
    Story of my life.

  19. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Be Yourself
    Everyone else is already taken.

  20. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    I t ' s W h e n . . . .
    I’m standing six feet away from you and not being
    able to find the words to tell you how much I love
    you and how much I miss you that I want to just
    scream to the whole room that I’m still in love with you.
    It's When....
    I’m sitting alone with the phone in my hand dialing
    your number and hanging up that I would trade a
    thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. Then I
    could just call you to tell you goodnight.
    It's When....
    I am really sad about something and need someone to
    talk to that I realize you’re the only one who really
    knew me at all. It’s when I cry myself to sleep at
    night and it hits me how much I would give to hold
    you at that very moment.
    It's When....
    I think about you that I realize no one else in the
    world is meant for me.”

    iliketoreadthesethings

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