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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:02am UTC

At night time
I sleep with my back
towards the wall
to see everything that goes on
so no one can sneak up behind me
IF IM SCARED
just me? ._. ...

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 8:56pm UTC

This quote exists.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Food Commercials
Omg that looks freakin
amazing! We should
definately try that one day
What ends up happening
Dude, this tastes like sh*t..

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:31pm UTC

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There is always that one person who you are secretly in a competition with and want to do everything and anything better than them.
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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC

HOME.
the place where you can wake up with your shirt on backwards, crust in your eyes, and look like a dying gorillla
the place where you can throw on a pair of short -shorts and not worry about shaving
the place where you can eat as much as you want without worrying if there are crumbs on your face or if you look like a complete pig
the place where you can [lets all be honest here] fart or pick out that annoying wedgie
the place where you can sing to the heavens no matter how terrible you might sound
the place where you can laugh, and dance, and talk on the phone for hours or stay on witty 24/7 or jump on your bed in your way to messy room
the place where you can escape the stress of school and stupid teachers
or boys
or bullies
the place where you can count on going for a nice shower after a long day
the place where you can talk to your imaginary friend Bob
or watch Phineas and Ferb
the place where you trip and not look around to see if anyone was looking
the place where you can do what you've secretly loved to do for a while but was too afraid of what your friends might think
the place where you can lay on your couch, put on your big fluffy miss matchy socks and watch movies all day and not give a crap about 'an hour exercise everday'
the place where you can grow
make mistakes
have AdVeNtUrEs
The one place where you can let your hair down, and truly be
Free.
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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC

me: [ in the car with my mom, rushing]
pedestrian: [taking their sweet time]
my thoughts:
me: any day now...
me: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO....
me:
me: Im gettin old...
me: i like big butts and i can not lie!! ;)
me: ...
me: TICK TOCk TICK TOCK * pointing to invisible watch*
me: what if this was the movie fast and the furious right now...
me: VROOM! VROOM VROOM!!
me:
me:
me: i need a life
pedestrian: [on sidewalk]
me: AMEN

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC

girls at my school: [being harrassed by boys]
omg!!! stop like legit stop touching me! *giggling, smiling*
me: TOUCH ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you're outside of school, & you see your'e teacher so you try avoid her but fail miserably
& that even more akward moment when : you're with your parents and they start having a conversation

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:16pm UTC

i hate when
I'm taking a test and the teacher is just standing there watching you work, like literally breathing on your
neck
p.e.r.s.o.n.a.l s.p.a.c.e?

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:12pm UTC

me: [on the computer... 'doing my homework']
mom: [walks in]
me: [ EXIT EXIT EXIT!! GOOGLE..COM!!! GOOGLE.COM! ]
mom:
me:
mom: so you've been staring at a blank screen all day
me: my computer froze

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:54pm UTC

movies: [nighttime] I think I heard something, lets go check it out. *HELLO ANYBODY THERE!!!!!!!!!*
real life: NO YOU CHECK ITS TOO DARK

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Movies :
5,000,23344 gunshots and bombs in the air but somehow No one gets shot..

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:07am UTC

Eating a piece of meat
then accidentally biting a stupid bone
and ending up spitting out everything
but the bone

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 12:33am UTC

AND WHO ELSE
waits until the last minute like at the middle of the night to complete something important for school?
I know i do.
[procrastinators rule]

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Hello fellow quote below me.
We meet again.
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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Baby don't worry,
about a thing..
Every little Thing
is gonna be alright
- Bob Marley <3
i will always love this song
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not my format

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC

''WHAT TIME IS IT!!''..
Did you think of Highschool Musical?
Ahh, Disney Channel, good times we shared together.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Remembering When ...
Folding your hands during class and being completely silent
was a great way to impress the teachers
lol.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Who said practice makes perfect?
Perfection is abnormal, imperfection
is Beautiful.
don't worry, you'll understand in time.

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E_myah516ox
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:04am UTC

And who else remebers
The Wiggles?
or
maybe even The Doodlebops
:O
im old

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