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arenaud

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Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 01:08pm

Last Seen: 25 Mar 2014 09:07pm

Location: 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

user id: 227832

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I can't be no superman,
but for you, i'll be superhuman 
One Direction Kitty cats
Hey, I'm Mandy
I'm 14 years young; sing to me on May 14.
Let's see; likes: One Direction (obviously), Ryan Beatty, Maroon 5, Adam Levine, Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Cher Lloyd, Taylor Lautner, Josh Hutcherson, Pretty Little Liars, Make It or Break It, The Kardashians, Money From Strangers, Survivor, Jersey Shore, Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Forever 21, Delia's, TJMaxx, volleyball, softball, skiing, my friends, my family, animals, music, uhmmm... food, shopping, summer, the beach, blah blah blah
I live in this little town, in this little state called Connecticut.
Please don't ask me to follow for a follow. I follow people if I like there quotes.  And I wouldn't want to be followed by someone just because I followed them back. 
And that's pretty much all you need to know for now. Questions? Ask
Follow me on twitter... @MandyRenaud
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my witty, so follow me, maybe?

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inbetweeners dance

 

 
 
  1. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Cousin: We should play hide and seek tag!
    Brother: No, I hate that game! You just look around for people and then once they see you, they run away.
    Me: Kinda like your love life.
    Cousin: *laughing like crazy* BUUUUUURN!

  2. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    *Listening to Radio*
    Dude on Radio: And here is Carly Rae Jepsen with "Call Me Maybe"
    Me: Ugh! Not again!
    *10 Seconds Later*
    Me: I threw a wish in the well! Don't ask me, i'll never tell!

  3. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    The Top 10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits
    a c c o r d i n g t o W o r l d H e a l t h O r g a n i z a t i o n :
    1. No breakfast
    2. Over-eating
    3. Smoking
    4. High sugar consumption
    5. Air pollution
    6. Sleep deprivation
    7. Head covered while sleeping
    8. Working your brain during illness
    9. Lack in stimulating thougths
    10. Talking rarely
    ... AT LEAST I DON'T SMOKE

  4. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    One Direction
    % Variety *
    Talent 100%
    Ugly 0%
    Humor 100%
    Stripes 20%
    Nipples 120%
    Attractive 100%
    British 80%
    Irish 20%
    Perfect 100000000%
    *Percents are based on average statistics.
    Warning: Too much at a time may lead to extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you may become addicted.
    nmf nmq

  5. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Here's a blast from the past for you.
    Catdog
    Johny Bravo
    Dexter's Lab
    That's So Raven
    Full House
    The Amanda Show
    Cory in the House
    Lilo and Stitch
    Lizzie McGuire
    Home Improvment
    The Big Comfy Couch
    Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
    Dragon Tales
    Hey Arnold
    Arthur
    Caillou
    Jimmy Neutron
    Zoey 101
    Blue's Clues
    Recess
    Rocket Power
    Rugrats
    Fairly Odd Parents
    Teenage Robot
    PB&J Beaver
    Danny Phantom
    Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy
    Powerpuff Girls
    Angry Beavers
    Scooby Doo
    Cow and Chicken
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
    Real Monsters
    Courage the Cowardly Dog
    Drake and Josh
    Animaniacs
    Zoboomafoo
    Wild Thornberry's
    The Proud Family
    Doug
    Man, I miss this.
    Comment if you know more.This is all I could remember.Sorry if there is any mistakes.
    format credit:Andreaxoxo

  6. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Dear Stomach,
    You're not hungry, you're bored.
    So shut up.

  7. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Drinking cold water
    after chewing really minty gum, and having that freezing feeling on your throat.
    nmf

  8. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Dear Cellphone,
    maybe if you didn't light up every 10 seconds to tell me that you are low on battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly.
    nmf nmq

  9. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Mom: Why do you lie all the time? You're father and I never lie to you.
    Me: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny...
    Mom: So what? That doesn't count. All the parents say that.
    Me: If all the other parents jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?
    Mom: ...
    Me: Owned.
    nmf nmq

  10. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    I'm so cool,
    ice cubes are jealous.

  11. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    From the bottom of the
    STAIRS,
    to the top of the
    CHARTS;
    heres to the
    BAND,
    that stole our
    HEARTS.
    nmqf

  12. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Dear Petsmart,
    Are you "Pets Mart," or "Pet Smart?"
    RunawayRachel

  13. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who doesn't think of the
    Eiffel Tower
    as a building?

  14. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Admit it.
    We all still watch Disney Channel or Nickelodeon.

  15. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    I'm going to stand outside
    so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding

  16. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    at home: Oh, it's raining.
    at school: Whoa! Look! It's raining! This is so cool! No way! I can't believe my eyes!
    tumblr, nmf

  17. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    here's to the directioners
    who can't imagine their lives without One Direction
    format by jimmy365

  18. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    6 of the 10
    quotes on the first page of top 24 hours
    are yourcool's quotes

  19. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    How I tell a story:
    Me: so I was like...
    Me: and then she was like...
    Me: and then I was like...
    Me: and then he was like...
    Me: and they were both like...
    Friend: cool.
    I can't be the only one.

  20. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:45am UTC
    "Niall and Louis don't have as many solos because their voices get girls pregnant."
    -Harry Styles
    nmf

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