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juturna*

1. juturna*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   If I spill my heart out and confess everything to you, you can't just reply back with a simple "Oh". No. Just no.
   
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2. juturna*
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   You aren't a celebrity.
   So stop putting your initials under your quotes.
   ok.
   
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3. juturna*
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   What I do every time I get a top quote:
   1: Click on a random person's username and go on their profile.
   2:Go to their 'Favorites' Section.
   3: See if they faved my quote.
   ----------------------
   Format by Sandrasaurus/ NMQ
   
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4. juturna*
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 11:47am UTC
   Seeing something over 1 dollar at the dollar store, is the main reason I have trust issues.
   
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5. juturna*
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   -spongebob-
   Pirate: Are you ready kids?
   Kids: Aye aye, captain!
   Pirate: I cant hear you!
   Normal kids: Aye aye, captain!
   Me: God damn, you are missing an eye, not an ear.
   
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6. juturna*
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   *trying to attempt diet*
   me: wow i'm fat.
   me: I should start eating healthy.
   me:*makes salad* yum, this looks healthy, I should start eating this from now on (:
   *5 hours later*
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me: Did I just hear that McDonalds has a new burger? ._.
   
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7. juturna*
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 11:08am UTC
   ♥
   WARNING:
   DO NOT PLAY WITH!
   
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8. juturna*
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   That annoying moment
   When the substitute teacher calls out your name and pronounces it wrong. -.-
   
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9. juturna*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   Whenever
   I'm on Google Maps, The first thing I do is search up United Kingdom and go to Street View.
   Why?
   Because I like how their grass is so green and pretty, oHMygAWD.
   I can't even...
   
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10. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:46am UTC
    This is Witty profiles,
    Not Facebook.
    We use "FAVES"
    Not "LIKES"
    
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11. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Love
    is like a bee. It can hurt, But it can also make the sweetest thing in the world♥
    
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12. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Remember this format?
    Yes
    No
    
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13. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I kind of find it rather annoying when there's quote that says, "You're Beautiful" Yeah, I know you're trying to boost someone's self-esteem or something but, you don't even know what I look like or even talked to me?
    
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14. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Logged in to see
    69
    Heeeey, that's cool too ;)
    
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15. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    *On Computer*
    me: Hmm....I think i'll check Tumblr first.
    me: *fingers magically type in WittyProfiles in url bar*
    me:
    computer:
    me:
    computer:
    me: ....I think God is trying to tell me something... o_o
    
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16. juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty
    ♥
    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.
    
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17. juturna*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    Make me a sandwich.
    Okay, POOF!, You're a Sandwich :D
    ...
    You mad bro?
    
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18. juturna*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    .
    Love.
    Beauty.
    freedom.
    Hope.
    Courage.
    Patience.
    Strength.
    Peace.
    Take what
    you
    need
    
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19. juturna*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Trying to avoid eye contact with people sitting in their cars when you're parked in a parking lot.
    
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20. juturna*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Google
    _____________
    |Do a barrel roll|
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2012 - Privacy
    Go to google. Search in "Do a Barrel roll"
    Watch what happens ;D
    nmq
    
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