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Hale_Storm18
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November 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

i would eat healthy but remember that 1 time adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it.

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 11:14am UTC

"I'd date a fan," does not mean
"I'd date a 12 year old who knows more about me than I do."

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BravoSierra
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October 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC

excuse me mom, but whoever smelt it dealt it.
so it is, in fact, you that is doing the weed around here.

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gab*
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October 8, 2013 7:23pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
STOP WALKING AROUND
ACTING LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:41pm UTC

The terrible moment you realize, he treats every girl like that

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel it
about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. Today
in class my nose started to bleed. But right before,
I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to
me and whispered “Hail satan” as my nose started
to drip. He freaked out and fell back and hit his head.
He had to go home for the rest of the day.

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BlackButterflies
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October 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC

"you're pretty....
pretty good at being beautiful"
this is the story of how i ended up rolling around on my bedroom floor squealing at 2am

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Eli22b

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August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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bye*
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August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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happiest*
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August 24, 2013 4:13pm UTC

So your one true love dumped you and now you just can't go on with your life?
Rough being twelve these days, huh?

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happiest*
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August 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
Tumblr, i just love it

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mattnunz
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August 30, 2013 2:41pm UTC

me: mark, my words!
mark: *brings me my dictionary*
me: thank you mark

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 8:55am UTC

How I got kicked out of Walmart :
So yesterday I got escorted out of Walmart.
How you ask?
Well..... apparently it's "disrupting the customers" if I put on a poncho and whisper in random peoples ear's "Im your worst nightmare"

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BlackButterflies
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August 30, 2013 5:46am UTC

a girl at my school's mum just got facebook and she friended everyone
this person posted a picture of an attractive male ice skater and the mum commented, "he can skate on my rink any time, if you know what i mean" and i can't breathe oh my sweet jesus

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happiest*
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August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

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BlackButterflies
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August 23, 2013 3:57am UTC

STORY TIME
so in my art class there's this boy (this isn't going where you think it's going, i promise) and he's really quiet and shy and a few weeks ago after school i was sitting at the back of the class sketching and he was painting at the front. then one of the popular guys who's kind of a "bad boy" walks in and walks right up to him, puts his hand on his shoulder and asks, "hey, whatcha painting?" and the other guy showed him and the popular boy was like, "awh, that's amazing!" and the other guy just BLUSHES and then the popular guy ruffled his hair. then he noticed i was there and gave a kinda awkward little wave but he sat down in front of him and watched him paint for the next hour and a half and they were both smiling so much and i think i accidentally witnessed a highschool au fanfiction occuring at my school oh god its the bad boy and the quiet arty guy i think they're in love and i still can't think properly help

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

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CookieMonster09*
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August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC

fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
(side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

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