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1. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   "I'll reach for your hand
   in the cold of winter,
   I'll reach for your hand
   in the heat of summer,
   But if my short life
   can't reach the dawn of spring,
   I promise,
   in heaven,
   I'll reach you
   with my wings."
   
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2. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC
   When a more attractive person
   has a crush on the same person you do, it's like going to a talent show and finding out Beyonce is going on before you.
   
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3. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   For as much as they tell you
   Stop, Drop and Roll as a kid, I expected to be on fire more.
   
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4. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2013 2:41pm UTC
   me: mark, my words!
   mark: *brings me my dictionary*
   me: thank you mark
   
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5. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   2009: i was so stupid last year this year is gonna be different
   2010: i was so stupid last year this year is gonna be different
   2011: i was so stupid last year this year is gonna be different
   2012: i was so stupid last year this year is gonna be different
   2013: i was so stupid last year this year is gonna be different
   to be continued
   
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6. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2013 2:08pm UTC
   things bruno mars will do for you: catch a grenade, throw his hand on a blade, go through all this pain, take a bullet through his brain
   things bruno mars won't do for you: buy you flowers, hold your hand, give you all his hours, take you to parties
   can someone tell me how this makes sense?
   
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7. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 2:13pm UTC
   The sudden realization that when school starts you're gonna
   have to wake up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear pants everyday.
   
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8. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 8:48pm UTC
   It's only a matter of time
   before someone dies making a vine.
   
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9. mattnunz
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 1:42pm UTC
   I know you're charging me for a bank robbery
   but I licked the money, therefore it is mine.
   
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10. mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    There's a huge difference
    between seeking attention and a cry for help.
    
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11. mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    Things that annoy me
    - slow internet
    - when the internet is slow
    - when you're on the internet and it moves slowly
    - that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
    - something that moves slowly called the internet
    
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12. mattnunz
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    August 12, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    I've met some pr/cks in my time
    but you're the cactus.
    
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13. mattnunz
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    August 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Me: *hears birds chirping*
    Me: I bet they're talking about me
    
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14. mattnunz
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    August 7, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Me: *accidentaly spends all of my teenage years on the internet*
    
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15. mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    School hasn't even started
    and I already want it to end.
    
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16. mattnunz
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    August 7, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    True friends
    ignore each other's acne.
    
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17. mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Hey baby, are you into
    broken, unstable losers who never leave their house
    
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