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How I got kicked out of Walmart :
So yesterday I got escorted out of Walmart.
How you ask?
Well..... apparently it's "disrupting the customers" if I put on a poncho and whisper in random peoples ear's "Im your worst nightmare" 
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How I got kicked out of Walmart : So yesterday I got escorted

101 faves · 22 comments · Aug 30, 2013 8:55am

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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I've also been kicked out of supermarkets multiple times for:
-Taking Pillows and blankets from the bedding department and putting them in a tent in the camping department and lying down in the tent.
-Sleeping in the beds
-Banging on pots and pans
- singing on the intercom
- Telling the workers "I see dead people"
- Dancing
- Screaming coppy cat at a mirror
- Trying to work on the checkouts when nobody was there
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I was in the dollar store and I had stuff in my hands and I kept "falling over"
And when I did that I threw the stuff dramatically
I was asked to leave
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I get told that singing blood on the dance floor music is inappropriate. I've been kicked out of subway for going behind the till and trying to work there. And I got asked to leave this place its like a really big shopping center in england for singing the phantom of the opera. I don't know why they hate me so much :)
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I was asked to leave our shopping centre in Canada because I was dragging my self on the ground around the shopping centre
At a fast food place I asked for directions to it's biggest competitor too
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I once bought a lot of things but drew a line through the barcodes so thy ad to type them by hand
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I out tampon boxes in random people's shopping carts
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I sang Candyland by blood and the dance floor. I can sort of see why they made me go
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Lol I'm laughing
At my wall mart they have this cage filled with balls and I climbed into it
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
WHY ARE WE ALLOWED IN SHOPS!!!! I'm the reason my parents do their shopping online
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
We should go shopping together >:D
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
Oh god! I recon there would be an explosion or someting
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
They don't like it if you light the display candles
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
Your not allowed host your own radio show on the intercom either
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
They don't like it if you fill your cart with heavy things go to the checkout and decide you don't want it then leave
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
or starting a mosh pit
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
We should start a mosh pit
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I started one in mcdonalds but i was on my own, I was singing pierce the veil and this random person joined in xD it was the best day of my life
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Epic!!!
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
There was just 2 random kids doing a mosh pit in mcdonalds and a LOT of people looking at us, when we were finished they made us leave
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I wish we knew eachother in real
We would be crazy
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LaylaTheAwesome · 1 decade ago
I know, Im from england. Wbu?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
CanadA
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