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zimchim*

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December 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC

Innocent until proven guilty.
For me it's just the opposite.
Guilty until proven innocent.

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zimchim*

posted a quote
January 5, 2014 2:57am UTC

Hickeys are his way of reminding me that
he's been here...
here...
and here...

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC

Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:52am UTC

Ultimately,
I just want
someone
who knows
what songs
not to talk
over.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:23pm UTC

do you ever just have that one
person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it's just never going to go away

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 8:44pm UTC

You're cute & I'm ugly.
Opposites attract, we have to date.
Sorry I don't make the rules.

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josie*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC

My grades are great for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes

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Gpc11
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 5:30am UTC

my teacher was like "you can fit 63 earths into Uranus" and I was like......"64 if you relax"

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Ninja918
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Accidentally forgetting your headphones
at home is like accidentally leaving
your first-born child at the gates of h.ell.
Cookiedoughformats

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:02pm UTC

I hate when it's the last bite and didn't notice
it was the last bite.. So I couldn't
mentally prepare myself
and
get closure.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
You: *enter the house*
Parent: Where did you go?
You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Smiling at an old person to show them you're not a thug but when they don't smile back, it confirms that they are actually the thug.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:04pm UTC

today a kid in my drama class
got detention but he pulled a monopoly get out of jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 10:07am UTC

*puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC

12 year old conversation:
hey
hey
wats up
nm wbu
same
cool so who do u like
you
oh ok do u like me
yea lets date
ok
ily
ily2

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I don’t wear makeup and I don’t try to look nice to impress guys. I wear makeup and I try to look nice for myself and to outdo other girls so that I’m the alpha female.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my backpack has been sitting
in the same corner of my bedroom since i got home for break

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 3:29am UTC

Single and ready to reply with
sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 4:26pm UTC

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who's nice to me.

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