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How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
You: *enter the house*
Parent: Where did you go? 
You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe? 
You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*



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How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out You: *enter

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