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1mrsseguin9
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December 7, 2013 9:58am UTC

I really wish I knew who my future husband is going to be so I could stop wasting my time falling for guys I'll never have a chance with

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bailie008
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August 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC

The best part of the Olympics
was when One direction preformed in the closing ceremony.
Excuse me? Tell that to someone who trained 4+ years to get there.
Morgan Uceny competed 4 years ago and fell while running her first time. She trained 4 years just to come back and fall again in front of everyone. She probably won't be eligible for the Olympics again.
Usain Bolt was the first man to win the 100, 200 and 4x100 relay golds in back-to-back Olympics.
Gabby Douglas, 16 years old won two gold medals, including the all-around, and the rest of the Fierce Five - Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman - gave the United States its first Olympic team title in women's gymnastics since 1996.
Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee made it to semi-finals with 2 prosthetic legs and still had a smile on his face when he came in 8th place.
Manteo Mitchell finished a race with a broken leg.
Bianca Knight, Tianna Madison, Allyson Felix and Carmelita Jeter broke East Germany's 27-year old world record in the 4x100-meter relay.
I watched history in the making while you watched a british boy band in skinny jeans.
I have officially lost all hope in this generation.

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xashleyx01
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August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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First known picture of Michael Phelps.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You know who’s beautiful?
Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
because it's me.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:07pm UTC

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

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Meany23
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC

If you live life without giving an "f",
then you're living a
li[]e.
♥

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Mix_Tapes_For_You
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
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XXelmoXX
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC

How was t h e Red s e a m a d e?
[♥] [♥] [♥] Over a very long period
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:57pm UTC

"may i have a $5 footlong?"
"sure that'll be $7. 50"
". . . excuse me?"
nmq/ format credit jimmy365

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Hardest job ever, working in a bubble wrap factory .
imagine the self control needed..

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I Always Hear People Say
"When I was younger I stuck a ball up my shirt and pretended I was pregnant."
I'm the girl who stuck two up her shirt and pretended she had boobs.

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Push
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July 30, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Today,
I stepped up on the train. I was searching for a place to sit while I saw 3 cute guys. One of them said to his friends: Damn, she's beautiful. You need to know that I'm very insecure and normally I don't believe it when someone says that. But now, it was different. It even made me smile.
It's amazing how someone can make your day by just saying one little sentence.

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iamManny
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Never go to a doctor
Whose office plants are dead.

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sk8ter_gurl_17
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:26pm UTC

*At School*
Teacher: So class, today we're going to d-
Me: no.
Teacher: excuse me?
Me: I'm not doing any work. whatsoever.
Teacher: and why's that?
Me: I refuse to do the work you set because its completely irrelevant to what I plan to achieve in life, YES THAT'S RIGHT.. *le stands on the desk* I HAVE A DREAM.. THAT ONE DIRECTION'S PEN!S AND MY VAG!NA.. CAN COME TOGETHER AND FORM SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL!
Teacher: that's disgusting.
Me: yea, I come from the perviest fandom b*tch get to know.
Teacher: Ok. A) you have a detention and B) what if I do a One Direction problem for you to solve?
Me: .........................I'm listening.
Teacher: If you have 10 One Direction tickets and I take 5, what do I have?
Me: A BROKEN ARM!
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: I give up.
Me: AT LAST!! *le sticks headphones on* ....you're insecure.
*nmq, just thought it was funny(:

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Sonny84
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Dear waiter,
I would like some melted ice with some frozen water.
Sincerely,
Your face is priceless.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
I LOVE
WITTY
You can say, "afhshihdbds"and everyone will understand you.
✍
But spell "you're" wrong and you're dead

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:53pm UTC

You wanna know what's funny?
When i see paintings of Adam and Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it. Take as much time as you need...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Meanwhile in AP Chem class...This one nerdy kid and my friends were having a strange argument about who was smarter. My friend Nate said "Well at least I have a girlfriend!" Without missing a beat, the nerdy kid said, "Well your girlfried has 67 protons!" In response, the whole class, including the teacher looked at the periodic table hanging on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho". My teacher was the first one to laugh.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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