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ilovemikaylaandmelissa

Status: pic credit to my nigga breastuser

Member Since: 30 Oct 2010 11:24am

Last Seen: 18 Jul 2015 10:04pm

Birthday: October 31

Location: around the world and back again

user id: 131008

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i ran out of witty things to say
  1. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I heard you farted in class the other day and it smelt like your dads d.ick

  2. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I could never stab someone, I'm really bad with Capri Sun
    -Daniel Tosh

  3. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Last name Jesus. First name baby.

  4. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    I'm not here to make friends, im here to drop it like its hot.

  5. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Hey now, Hey now
    This is what dreams are made of.

  6. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    to all the families with unopened presants on christmas morning
    to all the teachers who risked their lives protecting their students
    to all the tramatized children who had to witness this
    to all the people who had break the news to parents
    let this be a leason to be nice to everyone you meet
    random acts of kindness can top things like thing
    prays to all the people in Newtown CT

  7. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    tumblr is down
    now I dont know what to do

  8. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    B a b i e s a r e n o t d i s h w a s h e r s a f e
    -Daniel Tosh
    _

  9. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    Do famous people take audographing lessons
    because I could sign my name in cursive
    but it'd still look like sh*t

  10. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    IM SORRY BUT NIALL F*CKING HORAN IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO IGNORE

  11. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Do you have a pH of 13?
    'Cause you're basic

  12. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    "ew, thats so gross!"
    yeah, well so is your face but I don't complain

  13. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:12am UTC
    THIS IS MY MOTHER F*CKING QUOTE

  14. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    If there was a way to put herpies in a jar
    I would.
    Then pour it all over you.

  15. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Calm your balls.
    eat some cheese.

  16. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Vote for Pedro

  17. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IDK man I just want food.

  18. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I swear
    whenever I'm painting my nails
    my left had developes parkensons

  19. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 9:20am UTC
    A Bitter Sweet Conversation with my Mother
    Mom: "Your father is lucky I married him, I don't like guys that easily."
    Me: "Well he's been chasing you for a while. How long?"
    Mom: "Sence he was 12. It was love at first sight."
    Me: "12? But that means you were 14? a 14 liking a 12 year old?"
    Mom: "I know, it was weired, but like I said, It was love at first sight, but then your father changed. I honestly believe I will never love anyone the way I loved him."

  20. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    The night of the dance, Romeo took one look at Juliet and thought
    "I'm going to tear that p*ssy up"

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