neversaynever16

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if you miss me, it's

only because,

everyday, you are

choosing not to be

with me

Hello people The name is Jedd I Knight and i fell out of the womb on April 16th. Naaa the name is Brittany but that would be pretty cool.

Skating is my life~ I am home when my blades touch the ice~

My shoe size is 5 and yes you needed to know that even though i am not a man.

Titanic is pree cool shit so is Dear John. Yep i am a sucker for that
romance.

I AM NO LONGER TAKEN LIKE BACON IMMA LONE WOLF

I am a proud Canadian and i ride a beautiful polar bear to school. His name is Wilfred. :) What do ya say about that
EH
Hahaha

If you are still reading this this,, you clearly have no life. Ha jk if you are still readin you must be awesome therefore i suggest you head up north and hit the FOLLOW button. I'll be sure to follow ya back yo!

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC

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You know It's going to be a good day when you
see one of these rolling into the classroom.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:40pm UTC

“Please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap.”
...Because it’s just a big secret right
secret boobs
secret bra
secret

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC

If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a
ΞΞΞΞL I [ ] E

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Girlfriend: Im getting fat...
Boyfriend: Thats a stupid and ridiculous thing to say.
You've always been fat.

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neversaynever16
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September 9, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse,
and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:01pm UTC

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Living
twice cuz
YOLO

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Whatever you do, always give 100%.
Unless you're donating blood.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:41pm UTC

~Three reasons to stand up~
1. To get the remote
2. To go to the bathroom
3. Because you're the real Slim Shady

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:29pm UTC

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Common sense is
like
deodorant...
The people who
need
it most never use
it.
I did
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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:08pm UTC

YOCO
You're Only Cute
Online.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:57pm UTC

How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Bulldog, Labrador.
How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Broccoli : "I look like a tree."
Walnut : "I look like a brain."
Mushroom : "I look like an umbrella."
Banana : "Dude?! Change the topic."
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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Math tests: A farmer plants 7 crops of potatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probablity that his moms name is Margaret.
History tests: The American Civil War ended in 1865. Explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.
Literature tests: Explain what the author meant by, "the orange was as orange as an orange."
Physics tests: The aliens ate 4.3 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pickles at the speed of light.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 11:47pm UTC

You text me “whats up.”
I text back “nm u.”
You respond “nm.”
But what you don’t understand
is that I just desperately tried
to signal to you that there are
“nightmare monsters underground”
and you missed the warning.

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neversaynever16
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September 4, 2012 10:07pm UTC

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 7

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 10:20pm UTC

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Getting a text as soon as you pick up your phone and feeling like
God.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I wanted to send
you something
sexy...
But the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC

That Awkward
Moment
when you are trying to look at ads on Witty but a bunch of quotes keep coming up.
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