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*At School*

Teacher: So class, today we're going to d-
Me: no.
Teacher: excuse me?
Me: I'm not doing any work. whatsoever.
Teacher: and why's that?
Me: I refuse to do the work you set because its completely irrelevant to what I plan to achieve in life, YES THAT'S RIGHT.. *le stands on the desk* I HAVE A DREAM.. THAT ONE DIRECTION'S PEN!S AND MY VAG!NA.. CAN COME TOGETHER AND FORM SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL!
Teacher: that's disgusting.
Me: yea, I come from the perviest fandom b*tch get to know.
Teacher: Ok. A) you have a detention and B) what if I do a One Direction problem for you to solve?
Me: .........................I'm listening.
Teacher: If you have 10 One Direction tickets and I take 5, what do I have?
Me: A BROKEN ARM!
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: I give up.
Me: AT LAST!! *le sticks headphones on* ....you're insecure.

*nmq, just thought it was funny(:

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304 faves · 9 comments · Jul 26, 2012 1:26pm

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funny

completeinhim · 1 decade ago
I love 1D but this is /not/ the perviest fandom, oh my god, lolololololol the 1D fandom is still just a baby, you don't know pervy if you think it's the perviest.
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