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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    "hey remember when you liked -"
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it

  3. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I literally can not flirt. Like I just can't do it. This is how I met my boyfriend at a party:
    Me: Do you like turtles?
    Him: Um... Yeah I guess...
    Me: OMG ME TOO!!!
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Friends:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    God:
    Plants:
    One Direction:
    Me: What is haaaapppeeenning here???
    lol what does he see in me

  4. fashiontoday fashiontoday
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:41am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    i may be quiet
    but i have a lot on my mind.

  6. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    half of the pe ople I c ons ider
    FRIENDS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME <<<<<

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Everything is going to be alright,
    maybe not today, but eventually.

  8. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Dear waiter,
    I would like some melted ice with some frozen water.
    Sincerely,
    Your face is priceless.

  9. sweetperfection4911 sweetperfection4911
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:18am UTC
    ♥ That awkward moment
    when you're walking
    and
    someone swings their arm and
    accidently
    hits you're butt...♥
    mine♥
    nmf

  10. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  11. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    It sucks to be lonely.
    To be sitting at home alone,
    When your friends are out having fun,
    And they know you know,
    Yet they don't care to invite you.
    It sucks to pretend you don't care,
    Or that you had other plans.
    And most of all,
    It sucks to lie to yourself,
    And say that it doesn't hurt,
    When it's actually one of the
    worst feelings in the world.

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    When your friends make plans right in front of you, and you aren't invited. Yeah.. that hurts.

  13. EmmaTomlinson69 EmmaTomlinson69
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Fact:
    People with brown or green
    eyes are hyper and love to
    laugh. They tend to be quiet at
    first, but once you get to know
    them they never shut up. And
    make amazing friends.

  14. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    It really kills me when..
    We used to be like bestfriends. We always cared for each other.
    But now I guess she's better than me.
    She replaced me.
    And I want my spot back.
    That's the reason I had such a good beginning of the year.
    Cause I had you.
    But now were nothing.
    And thats what kills me.

  15. ThatsSooTaylor ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Dear Dad,
    No matter where I go in life,
    Who I get married to,
    How much time i spend with guys,
    How much i love my boyfriend,
    You'll always be my 1 man.
    Sincerely,
    Your Little Girl

  16. IHeartCupCakes IHeartCupCakes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Hugs:
    -The awkward hugs
    -The hugs you get from family members
    -The hugs you get from your bestfriends
    and then there's the hugs
    -where you just don't want to let go

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I'm sorry that
    I never know what to say when we talk.
    It's funny, actually, because
    there are many things I'd like to tell you.
    I just don't know how...

  18. WishAmongTheStars WishAmongTheStars
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    we all have that one teacher,
    who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
    rest of the class

  19. love_yourself love_yourself
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Fact: Your left boob is usually bigger than your right.
    Please tell me you didn't just check your boobs...

  20. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:07am UTC
    Every girl has five personalities;
    1. How she acts at school.
    2. How she acts around her friends.
    3. How she acts around her family.
    4. How she acts when she's with him.
    5. How she acts when she's alone.

:)

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