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ThatsSooTaylor

1. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   To all the girls who didnt get this text tonight:
   Good night Beautiful! :)
   
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2. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   I want to quit smoking...
   so for every like this gets ill go 1 day without smoking.
   -
   
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3. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 12:05am UTC
   I know how it feels.
   to look in the mirror and scream.
   to cry when nobody's watching.
   to make up silly excuses that will explain why you're not eating.
   to tell them you're fine, when nothing could be worse.
   to envy the pretty girls, wishing you were born like that
   But i know, that what you think about yourself is wrong.
   
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4. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   me *at home*: i'm so lonely, i want someone to cuddle with me
   me *in public*: ew. people. dont touch me
   
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5. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   Don't let my looks decieve you.
   I have the mouth of a sailor,
   The temper of an Italian Housewife,
   and the tolerance of an Irishman.
   Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.
   
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6. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 12:41am UTC
   A girl sees a cute guy in a bar:
   Girl: Hi
   Guy: Hey
   Girl: what are you drinking there?
   Guy: its a magic beer
   Girl: a magic beer? what does it do?
   Guy: why dont i show you.
   *He takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, flys all the way around the buliding and then comes back*
   Girl: can i have a magic beer, too?
   Guy: bartender, give her what im having.
   *She takes a sip of the magic beer and jumps out the window, falling fifty feet to her death*
   Bartender: Superman, you're a real assh/le when you're drunk...
   
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7. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   Dear Dad,
   No matter where I go in life,
   Who I get married to,
   How much time i spend with guys,
   How much i love my boyfriend,
   You'll always be my 1 man.
   Sincerely,
   Your Little Girl
   
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8. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 11:12am UTC
   Life isn't always Romantic
   sometimes it's realistic
   SOMETIMES, THINGS DON'T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TOO ♥
   
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9. ThatsSooTaylor
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   If I could memorize
   test answers, like i memorize
   song lyrics
   I'd be a freaking genius.
   
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10. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 10:12am UTC
    I don't need to flirt...
    i will seduce you with my awkwardness
    
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11. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Format by Shauna1612
    Dear Sleep,
    We had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
    
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12. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Mom. Where are you???
    Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?
    You brought me to walmart with you...-_-
    nmf/nmq
    
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13. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Shelby
    Dear guys,
    Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger.
    Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
    Connor worked for me...
    28 minutes ago · Like
    Matt All your statues are about dicks...
    27 minutes ago · Like
    Spemcer Dear girls, bending over in a photo wont make your boobs bigger.
    23 minutes ago · Like
    ~These boys deserve an award...
    
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14. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I Don't Hate You.
    I just hope your next period happens in shark tank.
    
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15. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Vacum: blow me.
    Fan: you suck.
    
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16. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Those people who try
    To sound so Smart on Facebook when they make a status, but in reality they spelt almost half of it wrong.
    
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17. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Dear Dracula,
    Remember that night a few years
    ago? Well, you have a son, his
    name is Edward.
    Sincerely, Tinkerbell
    
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18. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I want to be the Girl
    he gives his hoodie to wear & Cuddles up next to me when it's cold, He'll be the one to come up behind me, wrap his arms around my waist, catches me off guard & whispers "you're beautiful."
    fave if you want this guy too.
    
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19. ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Like This &...
    I'll write a name on your profile, that best fits with yours. I'll also follow you♥
    
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