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WishAmongTheStars

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Member Since: 17 Feb 2012 09:25pm

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I'm Claudia & I like aliens

WishAmongTheStars
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September 18, 2013 7:03am UTC
On my wedding day: Eats Doritos, and wipes hands on dress

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WishAmongTheStars
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July 30, 2012 12:29am UTC
THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.
nmq

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WishAmongTheStars
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June 25, 2012 8:17pm UTC
Ghosthunters: Can you communicate with us?
Door creaks
Ghosthunters: Oh, so your name is Laura?

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WishAmongTheStars
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June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
we all have that one teacher,
who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
rest of the class

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WishAmongTheStars
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June 25, 2012 8:06pm UTC
I saw a warning label on a packet
of razors that said
'warning. do not use during an earthquake.'
What the heck? Who on earth would go
"Oh, sh*t, an earthquake. Let me go and shave my legs!"
nmq

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