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seemskindafitchy
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May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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brwneydgrl
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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emileeashly
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC

♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
you cried
When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
you didn't say good bye.
I got lucky and got a donor heart
But When I Came Home
I Couldn't Find You
Finally I asked your mom
&& She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
"Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
♥

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:30pm UTC

People think I'm shy because I don't participate too much in their conversations.
Truth is I don't really give a sh/t about what they have to say.

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EMAsayNAY99
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

Reasons to have a best guy friend
Guys don't start rumors for no apparent reason.
They won't tell anyone your secrets.
They don't PMS and randomly act super rude.
They aren't two faced.
They stick up for you no matter what.
They will give you their sweatshirt when you get cold.
They will carry you when you get hurt.
And they might even fall in love with you
nmq

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:20am UTC

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and thinks
"wow she's beautiful!"

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

Me? Behave? Seriously!!
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked,
Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
Pinocchio told lies,
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos,
The fault is not mine!
nmq. ♥

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Those Akward First Few Minutes When
A friend comes over.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Saying "0h yeah I remember!"
when you really don't.

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theonewhodreamstomuch
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Never give up!
It gives those who stand with you too much pain and those who stand against you to much satisfaction
♥
Follow for a follow?

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Blackshoes
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June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC

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JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill
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June 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
This Is Not My Quote, It Is A Poem That One Of The Teachers At My School Read Aloud For Red Ribbon Week (A Week Against Drugs).

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:49pm UTC

"It's okay,"
She said. "I'm used to it."

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Buki
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June 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC

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