EmmaTomlinson69

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EmmaTomlinson69

Status: Building houses with French monkeys for retired ninjas

Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 04:04pm

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2012 07:49pm

Gender: F

user id: 308888

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If you can't handle my worst
you ain't gettin my best

Hi people who have happened to end up on my page.
I'm Emma
I love One Direction, Nicki Minaj, Ed Sheeran, Little Mix, Cher Lloyd& Rita Ora.
Reading and music is kinda my thing.
I don't like putting up with drama and crap.
I don't do bugs they scare the crap out of me.
Mac and Chesse is amazballs!
Louis Tomlinson is the love of my life even if he never knows I exist.
I like being loud and quirky!
My best friends in the world are:
LoveMePlease912
JazzyChick99
duckieelover2017

These wings are made to fly! We don't let nobody bring us down! No matter what you say it won't hurt! Don'y matter if I fall from the sky

EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Family: "You're so pretty! I bet all
the guys are all over you!"
Guys at my school: "Someone
poke it with a stick, see if it moves."

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September 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Most girls: "I hangout with guys,
there's less drama."
Me: "I hangout by myself. There's
no drama & I don't have to wear
a bra."

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EmmaTomlinson69
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September 18, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Maybe I should start jogging....
Hahahaha, I'm not going to start jogging

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EmmaTomlinson69
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September 18, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Nice outfit. Did it come with a pole?

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September 18, 2012 6:21pm UTC

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September 18, 2012 6:19pm UTC

How To Kill a Spider:
-Get a tissue
-Approach it slowly
-And very carefully, burn the house down

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EmmaTomlinson69
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September 18, 2012 6:15pm UTC

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but
only 4 to extend my middle finger.

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September 18, 2012 6:13pm UTC

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September 18, 2012 6:10pm UTC

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September 18, 2012 6:08pm UTC

"I have enough clothes and shoes. I
never need to go shopping again..."
-Said by no girl ever

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Me: *sneezes*
Class: *silence*
Popular person: *sneezes*
Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS
LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT
SNEEZE. AMEN!

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

I have a date tonight... with my bed
.... and we are totally going to sleep together

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EmmaTomlinson69
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August 8, 2012 2:16am UTC

One Direction isn't an inspiration?
Harry: Made me believe that you don't need to be super skinny and gorgeous to get a guy. He taught me age isn't the biggest problem in a relationship.
Niall: Taught me it's okay to be different. He made me believe that some guys really will wait for the girl of their dreams, not just the other way around.
Louis: Made me believe it's ok to be immature no matter how old you are. He taught me people can change and to dress how I like no matter what people say to me.
Liam: Convinced me that if you want something bad enough and you keep trying you can reach your goals, even if you fail the first time. He also inspired me to change it up every so often.
Zayn: Taught me that being shy can be a good thing sometimes. Also, he taught me that it's okay to be happy with your appearance, and to love yourself.
Now do you believe me? If not, one last thing: They made girls feel beautiful and brought fans around the world closer together.
We are family. <3

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August 8, 2012 1:54am UTC

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August 8, 2012 1:43am UTC

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August 7, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Sometimes when my underwear
matches my outfit it makes me
feel like I really have my life together.

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EmmaTomlinson69
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August 7, 2012 12:40pm UTC

When people come over, and
your mom suddenly becomes
the nicest woman in the world.