dude i wasnt that drunk... you picked up a little spanish girl and screamed "Dora how'd you get out of the tv!!!!" but nope you weren't drunk at all...
True story: Mom yelling at me in our parking lot: UGH YOU KNOW WHAT? IM SICK OF YOUR ATTITUDE LATELY. Me: What attitude?.. Mom: THAT RIGHT THERE. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TAL- *looks out the window and notices a squirrel in the yard* Me: .... Mom: Oh my god taylor, do you see that squirrel?! He's so adorable !! Me: ...................................... Me: .................... Me: Okay mom.. o.o Well I got out of that one easy..
kitten7121 posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:06pm UTC
Gerry: Let's say you haven't eaten in days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do? Alex: I walk over to our sandwhich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich. Gerry: Okay yes..but uh....Mom's not here. Justin: Where's Mom?! Gerry: It's not important where she is. Uuuh, she's gone, she left the country. Justin: She left the country?! Why, is she okay? Gerry: Yes, she's fine! Alex: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich! Wizards Of Waverly Place
I want a hug. But not just a normal hug. No. I want one of those pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me- around-hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile- gives-me-butterflies- [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥] kind of hug. nmf/kinda my quote
Today My 3 year old cousin wanted to color so she grabbed the white crayon and started coloring on the white paper then she looked at the crayon and said "I guess its out of ink" ♥
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
July 28, 2012 11:36am UTC
she's that voice i wanna hear, and someday, when i'm ninety, she's that wooden rocking chair i want rocking right beside me. every day that passes, i only love her more, yeah she's the one that i would lay down my own life for. -brad paisley. landoniswitty's format. leave credit!
Well, I have to admit, out of all the things I thought they'd do at the Olympics, I never predicted a battle between Mary Poppins and a 40-foot tall Lord Voldemort.