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True story:

Mom yelling at me in our parking lot: UGH YOU KNOW WHAT? IM SICK OF YOUR  ATTITUDE LATELY.
Me: What attitude?..
Mom: THAT RIGHT THERE. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TAL- *looks out the window and notices a squirrel in the yard*
Me: ....
Mom: Oh my god taylor, do you see that squirrel?! He's so adorable !!
Me: ......................................
Me: ....................
Me: Okay mom.. o.o

Well I got out of that one easy..
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True story: Mom yelling at me in our parking lot: UGH YOU KNOW

408 faves · Jul 30, 2012 6:38pm

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