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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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giulianamadeline
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:38am UTC

When I first saw
Princess Diaries
I thought Genovia was a real country.

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AustinH
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June 1, 2012 1:39pm UTC

There's always some truth,
behind "Just kidding"
Knowledge
behind "I don't know"
Emotion
behind "I don't care"
And some pain
behind "I'm okay".

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BravoSierra
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June 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Those moods you get in
where you hate everything.

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC

More than anything
I want you to be
Thinking of me...

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moonbeampie
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June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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xashleyx01
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May 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Fact: ::
Even if you have a perfect and normal vision,
there exists two colors that you have never seen.

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FightingAgainstAnorexia
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May 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Confidence is silent.
INSECURITIES ARE LOUD.

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♥Dreamer*
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May 12, 2012 5:21pm UTC

LOL this is sooo funny!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

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whenever_you_smile
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May 12, 2012 6:32pm UTC

One Direction Hosting Punk'd
One Direction: Hi, we're One Direction
Liam: And we've like to say a MASSIVE thank you to everyone who is watching.
Louis: Our first person to be punk'd is.....
Zayn: DUN DUN DUN
Louis: Caroline Flack.
Harry: WAIT WHAT?!
Niall talking to producers: Hey, can I get a sandwich over here?
Louis: A little background information about Caroline is that she is a lying, thief that stole the one person i loved. We all hate her.
Harry: Aw Louis I love you too
*Harry Jumps on Louis*
*Paul comes into the scene*
Paul: HARRY! LOUIS! NOT ON TV....AND IN AMERICA......AGAIN
Niall: So what about that sandwich
Zayn: Hey, look!! You could see my reflection in the camera!
*Goes really close up to Camera*
Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN SEXY?!
Liam: Again, a massive thank you to everyone who is watching. MASSIVE THANK YOU
Punk'd Producers: Damn UK boys...
nmf/nmq

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Seeing a hot guy:
Friends: Go say hi, get his number?
Best Friends: HEY YOU WITH THE HOT FACE, GET HER PREGNANT

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Today
I tried to prankcall
Domino's, and I asked
'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
And he said
"No this is Patrick!"
Lol. True.. Story..

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x3sammii
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April 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

When you text me,
I don't even care what it says.
I JUST LIKE THE FACT THAT I CROSSED YOUR MIND.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BellaSwan14
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April 28, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Psychological Fact #4
If you smile, even if you're in a bad mood,
it will immediately improve your mood,
because the simple action of thinking
about smiling and using the muscles
is enough to trigger
happy chemicals in the brain.
nmf

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Kalliefornia
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April 22, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I know how much it can sometimes hurt.
You feel like the whole world has
made you the ugly girl.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:13pm UTC

PEOPLE CHANGE,
but you will always be you
stay trueto yourself and never
sacrifice who you are for anyone
-Zayn Malik
-OneDirection

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Jade672
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April 22, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
& as the blade cuts her skin,
the rest of the pain in the world temporarily disappears. ♥

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Kalliefornia
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April 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC

You want society to accept you,
but you can't even accept yourself.

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purplerox2010
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April 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Teacher: I shoot 5 birds and 2 of them are dead, so how many of the are left?
Student: No one! The others fly away because of the sound of the gun.
nmq/nmf
No! It's a math problem, but I like your style.
So, I have a question for you teacher: 3 women are eating icecream, one of them is licking it, the other one is sucking it and the last one biting it. Which one is married?
nmq/
*gets embarrassed* sucking it
No! The one with No! The woman who has a ring on here finger, but I like your style.
EPIC STUDENT!

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