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*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people
:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*

*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.

*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*

*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower

*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.
 
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3389 faves · 56 comments · Jun 1, 2012 2:10pm

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thatgirlkitty · 1 decade ago
so true,
especially rereading of the emails.
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janinee1415 · 1 decade ago
This is incredibly accurate.
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dragonfly26 · 1 decade ago
This is just....I can't even....

this is me.
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Hello_My_Hate · 1 decade ago
This is me.
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parallelreflection · 1 decade ago
This is a 102-worded summary of my life.
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Honey1997 · 1 decade ago
Now that I realize I do all of these!! Oh my god!! I think I need help. Especially with the shower thing!
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
My favorite part is the spending the next six years winning arguments over them in the shower. I do that. A lot.
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meagenrose · 1 decade ago
So freaking true
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
Since when did you become MOI?
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OrangeYellow97 · 1 decade ago
me all the way :D
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EllieBabeex33 · 1 decade ago
omg the fourth one haa that's so true.
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SalisburySteak30 · 1 decade ago
Exactly! :D
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roxy27 · 1 decade ago
make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com
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LarryStylison · 1 decade ago
story of my life lol
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sunset48 · 1 decade ago
that sounds ALOT like me :P
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Jocii_Dopee · 1 decade ago
Lol, this describes me perfectly♥
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jayciecutie_01 · 1 decade ago
The last two are EXACTLY the same for me, oh and the first one hehee :)
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winterswishingwell · 1 decade ago
I do the first and the last one
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psiloveyou43 · 1 decade ago
most relatable quote ever.
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