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pikachu-farts*

Status: too gay for anything

Member Since: 28 Jan 2012 09:09am

Last Seen: 23 Mar 2015 01:52pm

Birthday: February 12

Location: Dean Winchester's bed

user id: 268562

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{Jules} {they/them} {piece of sh/t}

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  1. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    I don't know, I'm just very lonely

  2. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 8:35am UTC
    well I really effed up by choosing to go to an all girls school
    considering I'm non-binary oops

  3. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 6:30am UTC
    Your hands easy
    weight, teasing the bees
    hived in my hair, your smile at the
    slope of my cheek. On the
    occasion, you press
    above me, glowing, spouting
    readiness, mystery rapes
    my reason
    When you have withdrawn
    your self and the magic, when
    only the smell of your
    love lingers between
    my breasts, then, only
    then, can I greedily consume
    your presence.
    'Remembrance' ~ Maya Angelou

  4. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    ~hells yeah pointless birthday quote~

  5. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    her fingers ghost around mine,
    frail,
    and her lips
    brush against my ear as
    she whispers
    ‘have you ever seen the stars?’
    at the shake of my head
    she gasps
    giggles
    grins
    and leads me down,
    into and under the moonlight,
    where life is simple
    and the wind tangles her hair
    pulls at her clothes.
    she lifts her head
    ‘look up’ she says
    ‘the stars are there’
    but I don’t look up
    ‘can you see them?’
    she asks
    and I reply with a yes,
    I have seen them.
    but I never did look up
    and I still saw the stars
    for the stars,
    they were in her eyes.
    ~ j.r.

  6. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    I may act tough when I injure myself, but it's guaranteed that I'll burst into tears
    if I'm trapped in a room with a bug.

  7. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    idk man i mean love sounds nice but food always comes first.

  8. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    what if there were famous people all around witty but they pretend to be normal.

  9. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:14am UTC
    Just think:
    you must be in the background of so many different photos taken by strangers without even knowing it.

  10. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 8:59am UTC
    Can we just please take a moment to appreciate the fact that there is a place here on earth called Lake Titicaca.

  11. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    'I remember carving my initials onto my arm,
    I've scarred myself from time to time since then.
    In a way, your body is a journal and the scars are sort of entries in it.'
    ~Johnny Depp

  12. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    And I'm still waiting
    for a teacher to tell me
    to turn to page 394.
    It's gonna happen someday.

  13. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Why are beds so much comfier when you're not supposed to be sleeping.
    Why.
    WHY.

  14. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw
    the parts of them no one else gets to see.
    Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw
    them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower
    or
    humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich,
    or even just walking along the street.
    And even if they were really 'weird' and had no friends at school,
    I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you
    wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
    nmq

  15. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC
    I giggle hysterically during horror movies to try and
    distract myself from the fact that I'll have nightmares
    for the next seven months.

  16. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    "I c a n' t t e l l t h e d i f f e r e n c e b e t w e e n
    not fighting
    ( (and giving up. ") )

  17. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:03am UTC
    Why would you want to go outside
    when there's perfectly good internet inside.

  18. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    'I keep running and I don't know why,
    I see my demons and I just can't hide.'

  19. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    *At school*
    Annoying girl: Can I try on your glasses?
    Me: Fine but I'm practically blind.
    Annoying girl: Omg, my eyes, you're like, blind.
    Me: Well, what did you f.ucking expect?

  20. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    *long but worth it*
    I gave my friend my notebook that I write all my story ideas down in, and when I got it back, I found this written in it:
    'Once there was a girl called Julia. She was a really awesome writer and had sexy teeth. She also loved her bff, Lina ((my friend)), who was super sexy and full of awesomeness.
    One day, Julia went to buy a banana, but as she reached for the yellowest looking banana, her hand met with another reaching for the tasty fruit. She looked up into his eyes and... she saw he was a ninja.
    Quickly, she jumped into action, fighting him with her own ninja-like skillage. She managed to fight off as many as she could until she was overwhelmed. She thought it was the end, until all of a sudden, Kung Fu Panda fell from the sky, squashing all the ninjas. He then proceeded to take off his head to reveal that he was actually Aslan.
    Aslan told her that for her bravery she could have one wish, so she wished for the whole world to be full of bananas. The next thing she knew, she was swimming in a sea of yellowy fruit.
    However, when she got home she found Lina dead from all the bananas because of how much she hated them. Julia swore she'd get her revenge on the bananas so she spent the next five years of her life eating all the bananas in the world, so now they're extinct.
    After eating so many bananas she started to turn into one, so she locked herself into a tower in fear of being eaten herself. She spent many years eating humans to try and change her back, but it didn't work.
    She knew the only other thing to break the spell was true loves first kiss. So she found a randomer and kissed him, but it didn't work, so she ate his face.
    She became really depressed and developed brown spots on her complexion. Suddenly, in the distance, she sees a yellow blob running towards her. It turns out it's another giant banana. They run into each others arms, kiss sexually, and confess their love for each other even though they don't know each others names.
    They both turn back into really sexy humans beings and live happily ever after.
    The end.'
    This is exactly why we're friends.

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