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muhnamesbatmann

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Member Since: 22 Dec 2011 11:42am

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2012 01:08pm

user id: 254131

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  1. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 10:42am UTC
    All i want in A relAtionship:
    Call me "Darling".
    Hold my hand whenever you're close enough to.
    Talk to me when I can't sleep.
    Sing to me(preferably badly, I think it's cute).
    Text me if you're thinking about me.
    Don't compare me to your exes, I'm not them.
    Don't get scared when I start to fall in love.

  2. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    I just want to be normal.

  3. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:45am UTC
    I think Disney should make a
    fat princess.
    ......

  4. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Me: I feel bad for you.
    Him: Why?
    Me: Because you might find someone better than me, but you'll never find someone who can love you better.
    True story.
    Stay strong, life goes on. ♥

  5. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    It's is estimated that 1/200 girls cut themseves.
    What has our world come to?
    Join me in the battle against depression.
    I vow against self harming starting today.
    Take your vow.

  6. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I'm more ThAn A bird,
    I'm mOre ThAn a plane.
    I'm more than some
    prettY face beSide a train.
    and iT'S not easy
    tO be mE.

  7. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    .....
    I don't do drugs.
    I am drugs.
    ......

  8. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:36am UTC
    Cause it's you
    AND ME AND
    All of the people, and nothing to lose ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:26am UTC
    I'm sorry I pushed you away.
    It's what I do when I'm afraid.

  10. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:59am UTC
    Ugly girls are like unicorns:
    They don't exist.
    And if they do, which I highly doubt,
    I have yet to see one.
    And don't tell me you're ugly,
    because I've seen you and
    you're beautiful.

  11. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    No, I won't ask you to click a link for me to win One Direction tickets. I love One Direction-with everything I 've got, but there's no way with all the competiton that I'd get those tickets. It'd just be another failed attempt at my happiness. So what I'm going to do is get myself some freaking Ben&Jerry's and sit at my computer watching their concerts via YouTube.
    I hate my life.

  12. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    I've got a new game for you:
    Comment a name(could be anyone),
    and I'll post on your profile a story,
    fact, or anything I know about a person
    with that name.
    I will do them all.
    Promise(:

  13. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    She's only happy when she's not thinking,
    And she only smiles when she's dreaming.
    She doesn't want to live her life,
    Because nothing here turns out right.
    She's only happy when she's not thinking,
    And she'll only be satisfied when she's not breathing.

  14. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I feel that if I died, no one would even notice.

  15. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Yes, I am a teenager.
    No am not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.
    .....

  16. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    What's making that sofa bed so heavy?
    Chances of things inside:
    17% A thirteen year old boy
    1% A standard matress that probably weighs a reasonabe amount
    19% The soul of the last person who tried to move it
    8% The Penske File
    14% Metal bars that humans are expected to sleep on
    41% Thousands of pounds of rocks

  17. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Stop b i t c h i n g
    and start a
    revolution.
    ...

  18. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    I'm a Directioner
    I'm not rude and I don't hate on people for not liking them. I don't constantly post One Direction quotes although I have posted a few. I'm not some 12 year old just singing What Makes You Beautiful because I saw it on Nickelodeon. I'm a 16 year old girl; And even though I live in the United States, I've followed their progress on YouTube since the very beginning. I'm not going to force my opinion upon you and I'm not going to judge you for yours.
    Please don't hate me for being a fan.

  19. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Witty: A place where strangers gather and submit their feelings; a place where you don't have to worry about your parents seeing what you post; a place where people you don't even know are more like your family than your actual family; a place where you're always welcome.
    Witty: Home.

  20. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I wouldn't be ME if I were thin.

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