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LilyW

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Member Since: 21 Dec 2011 11:23pm

Last Seen: 21 Jun 2020 08:55pm

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  1. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Hurricane Sandy
    began on October
    22nd. The world is gonna end on
    December 21st
    Sandy, you're a little early.
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

  2. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    && You know what Sandy ?
    You're not gonna ruin my
    HALLOWEEN
    So.Have.Fun.Trying.

  3. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles: 5
    [] you have curly hair
    [x] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson: 5
    [x] you have straight hair
    [] you love to wear stripes
    [x] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik: 11
    [x] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [x] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [] you have piercings
    [x] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [x] you have a catch phrase
    [x] you hate dancing
    [x] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [x] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne: 5
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [] you have a signature dance move
    [] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan: 10
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [x] you have rosy red cheeks
    [] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [x] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [x] you hate Disney films
    [x] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 5
    Louis: 5
    Zayn: 11
    Liam: 5
    Niall: 11
    Most like Zayn&Niall♥♥♥♥

  4. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Simon Cowell leaves American Idol
    American Idol loses 80% of viewers.
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

  5. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Me: *Looking at pale legs*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I think I shaved off my tan

  6. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Me: *In the shower*
    Me: Woah, I've got the hottest tan in the whole WORLD !
    Me: *Out of shower*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I think I'm glowing white. . .

  7. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction,
    Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares.
    OneDirectiiion
    ItsGottaBeYouh
    Forever_Myself
    Whor_an
    LilyW

  8. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    quiz
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Pink
    • Favorite Food: Mango Smoothie, they're deliiiish :D
    • Favorite Band: right now: One Direction
    • Favorite Show: Teen Wolf
    • Favorite Sport: Volleyball
    • Favorite Season: Summer !!
    • Favorite Day of the Week: In school, Saturday's, in Summer, it doesn't matter :)
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Buckeye
    • Favorite Time of Day : Sunset
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Tired, and kinda bored haha
    • Current Taste: Popcorn
    • Current Clothes: Pink short shorts with white hearts, and a lacy white tank top
    • Current Computer: Idk, some crappy pc haha, I broke my netbook lol
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Fingers: French Manicure
    • Current day: Uhmmm Thursday, I think
    Current Surroundings: My phone, me, my iPod, and some random hair clips haha
    • Current Annoyance(s): Uhhhhmmm I'm not annoyed haha
    • Current Thought: I wish I could get this guy to stop talking to me lol
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Shaunna
    • First crush this school year: Peyton :)
    • First Screen Name: Uhm I have no clue
    • First Pet: dog: A fish
    • First Piercing: I don't have anything pierced haha
    • First Thing You Did Today: I woke up, talked to my friend, and then left because I had to go home haha
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Popcorn
    • First School: Hale Road Elementary
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Popcorn
    • Last Car Ride: When I was getting driven home from my friend's house haha
    • Last Text Message: Jessica: Yeh I got them
    • Last Movie Seen: The Avengers
    • Last Item Bought: Lip Gloss
    • Last CD Played: Coast to Coast EP: Cody Simpson
    • Last Website: Witty
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Uhmm kinda haha
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: I hope not haha
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nooope
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Yup
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: Yeh, it hurt reeeeallly bad lol
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Hahaha yeah !!
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. St. Martin
    •2. Bahamas
    • 3. Florida
    • 4. Tennesse
    • 5. St. Louis, and a looooot of others from cruises haha
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: Lol didn't I already answer that ? Well I've still got my shorts, and tank top :)
    • You Did Last Night: Was over my friend's house, we sang and rapped like the whole night haha
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Music
    • You Can't Live Without: Love, my friends, my crushes, my phone, and music !
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • Anna
    • Alysa
    • Sarah
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: White
    • 2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    • My life !!

  9. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [x] Dogs are better than cats.
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] You own a car racing game.
    [] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [x] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [] You have watched sports on tv.
    [] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [x] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [] Sports are fun.
    [] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [x] You have fished at least once.
    Total:7
    2. My girl side
    [x] You love to shop.
    [x] You wear eyeliner.
    [x] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    [x] You hate wearing the color black.
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [] You like wearing jewelry.
    [x] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [x] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [x] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [x] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [x] You like putting make-up on others.
    [] You like being the star of everything.
    Total: 17

  10. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    LilyW

  11. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    lady_red
    beautifullybrokeninside
    lynskywalker ♥
    BestfriendsForever3
    mor5GANlovesmuffins
    missmeltdown♥
    breedancerchick101
    Forgetmenot924
    Reeses_21
    mysexynameislogan
    taytayyx3
    caiti15
    VictoriaRose88
    WittyGirl_xoxo97
    LilyW

  12. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    <Stop Following>
    There, take THAT !

  13. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Hey you... Yeah i mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this.... The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels say its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two things(big)in your favor. If you believe in angels... Drop everything and re-post. I just did.

  14. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
    AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT & LSAT LTETER R IN THE SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL RAED TIHS.
    SINCERLY,
    SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTAT
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts tofunny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i c’dnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacltyuesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in wahtoerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsitand lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and youcan sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos notraed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh andI awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

  15. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? Blue
    2. Your first initial? L
    3. Your month of birth? July
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
    5. Your favorite number? 19
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Flying
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Ocean
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I can't say it or it won't come true ;)
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  16. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look or The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 20 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Oppositet

  17. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    NO CHEATING
    THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....
    HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
    SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE TOP IN THE () OF THE TEST.
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    (b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    (b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) hawaii
    b) London
    c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO
    TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
    INSTRUMENT
    OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
    ................................................
    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20=OKAY
    21-35 = Rather HOTT
    36+ = ow u burn
    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
    MINUTES
    AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
    YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
    REPOST AS: ,HOT TEST Then Write your score
    now that u read this there is no going back! if u don't repost this u will have the following:
    ~ u will fail your tests
    ~ u will cut your finger
    ~ u will lose someone close to you
    ~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years
    --if you do repost this u will:
    ~ be kissed by your crush before next month
    ~ have good luck
    ~ have someone fall in love with you
    ~ have your all time dream come true
    nmq

  18. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worstweek starts now.

  19. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe. (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
    Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS .
    2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Love this story

  20. LilyW LilyW
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    "Its true ! They told us in dental school if you pushed a person's tongue back, you'd trigger the spit gland !"
    Did anybody else try it ?

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