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kitten7121

1. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   When You See My Face
   Hope It Gives You Hell
   Hope It Gives You Hell
   ♥
   Format Credit - Jayciecutie01
   
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2. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   It's A Me Kinda Thing #1
   When I hold hands I like my hand to be on the bottom.
   ♥
   Format Credit - Jayciecutie10
   
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3. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
   $
   I hate it whenever people take my glasses and say:
   "Wow, you reallyy are blind!"
   Well, no sh/t.
   You don't see me taking a disabled persons wheelchair and saying:
   "Wow, you really can't walk!"
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4. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   When I'm getting dressed
   I feel like my posters are watching me O.o
   
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5. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   Gerry: Let's say you haven't eaten in days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
   Alex: I walk over to our sandwhich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
   Gerry: Okay yes..but uh....Mom's not here.
   Justin: Where's Mom?!
   Gerry: It's not important where she is. Uuuh, she's gone, she left the country.
   Justin: She left the country?! Why, is she okay?
   Gerry: Yes, she's fine!
   Alex: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich!
   Wizards Of Waverly Place
   
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6. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Mom: What do you have to say for yourself?
   Me: Well, I-
   Mom: DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG LADY!
   Me:
   Mom: I am so sick of your attitude, you don't even answer me when I speak to you!
   Me: But you said-
   Mom: I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK BACK! YOU ARE GROUNDED!
   ^Aaah, the logic of Moms.
   
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7. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   When You Were Younger
   The only reason you stuck up 2 fingers was to do the bunny ears.
   
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8. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 8:57am UTC
   Me: I don't know how to say this....
   Computer: Just say it. I can take it.
   Me: I'm having an afffair.
   Computer: WHAT?! With who?!
   Me: It's....
   Me: The cat.
   
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9. kitten7121
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   format by sandrasaurus
   4yx + 5x + -2b = 9b - 5x
   "F*ck this sh*t, I'll work at McDonalds."
   nmf/nmq
   
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10. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Mom: Just be yourself. That always worked when I was younger.
    Me: Wow. You really are old.
    
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11. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:45am UTC
    >>They say Revenge is a dish best served cold
    They also say that Revenge is sweet
    Therefore,
    ~ Revenge must be Ice-cream. ~nmq
    
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12. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Boobs are like the Sun
    Ok to look at, Dangerous to stare at
    But that's what Sunglasses are for ♥
    -Got this off of facebook-
    -Thought it was funny-
    
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13. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:18am UTC
    Nyan Cat
    Is a poptart that farts rainbow
    wtf?
    
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14. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    In a shop
    Me: *Pulls door open*
    Me: Hey, this won't open!
    Me: we're stuck in here!
    Me: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
    Mom: Honey...It's a push, not a pull.
    ^True Story.
    
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15. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Right now?
    It's 10 past 2 in the morning. I should be sleeping witty!
    
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16. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    iCarly Quote #1
    Mr Howard: You, wipe that look off your face.
    Freddie: This isn't a look, it's just my face!
    Mr Howard: Well you should get your money back!
    mf
    
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17. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Here's To The Kids
    That Know
    Proper Grammar
    And can tell the difference between
    >>Your<< and >>You're<<
    Format Credit - kitten7121
    
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18. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Cute Guy: Hey there.
    Me: Why must you mock me?
    nmq
    
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19. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Please don't see me.
    Please don't see me.
    Please don't see me.
    "HEYY!"
    sh*t.
    nmq
    
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20. kitten7121
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    You: I hate my life.
    Stranger: Why?
    You: I'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better.
    Stranger: Don't say that!
    You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably cut my already sh*t pay because he's a cheap b*stard.
    You: My only real friend is mentally ret*rded and all we every do is stupid sh*t.
    You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the test everytime.
    You: And you know what the worst part is?
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: What?
    You: I live in a pineapple under the sea :)
    Stranger: ......
    Your converstation has been disconnected.
    nmq
    
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