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xEmmax

Status: The sunlight shining through my window ♥

Member Since: 7 Aug 2011 06:36pm

Last Seen: 17 Mar 2013 07:11pm

Location: United States

Gender: F

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xEmmax
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC

One of my sister's friends commit suicide last night. We'll all love you and miss you.
R.I.P Courtney♥

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xEmmax
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 10:53am UTC

Ok I'm officially a wh*re.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 10:16pm UTC

So this girl at my school
made a Burn Book.
of the people she didnt like.
And said some pretty sh*tty stuff about people.
Like in Mean Girls.
And her "best friend" told everyone about it.
Like in Mean Girls.
And everyone hates her now.
Like in Mean Girls.
I honestly think my whole school is one big Mean Girls movie.
Just me?

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xEmmax
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

*Today at lunch*
Me: Why can't you come on Friday?
My best friend: Well...maybe i have
plans.
Both of us: *Look at each other*
Both of us: *start cracking up*

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xEmmax
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:02pm UTC

If you watched any of these shows when you were younger, your childhood was awesome.
The Amanda Show
Sesame Street
Teletubbies
Even Steven
Dragon Tales
Lizzie McGuire
Full House
The Proud Family
Kim Possible
Lilo & Stitch
That's So Raven
Blue's Clues
The Wiggles
The Land Before Time
Arthur
Hey Arnold
Boy Meets World
Comment any that I missed(:

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 3:17pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get
when the security alarm in a store accidently goes off when you walk through the door and you look around like IT WASNT ME, I PROMISE.
nmf

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 3:12pm UTC

One of the hardest decisions
is choosing between sitting and staying on the computer,
or getting up and getting food.
nmf

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:50am UTC

I thought I was normal until I met my best friend.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:16am UTC

(♥)That mini heart attack(♥)
You get when the security alarm accidently goes off in a store when you walk out the door.
--•♥•--

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xEmmax
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:11am UTC

Deleting one "ha"
from your hahahahahaha, because you thought it was too much.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Who else remembers
Carl from Jimmy Neutron who was obsessed with llamas?

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:03pm UTC

The new witty is confusing me alot, just saying.
But I'd still like to thank Steve, for putting all of his hard work into it.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Let's just say,
with a new Witty layout starting tomorrow,
we start with a new attitude.
No more complaining, no more b/tchiness,
Just what Steve actually wanted Witty to be like when he made this website.
Who's with me?♥

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 10:39am UTC

blacklace
Congratulations.
In the new Witty Profiles, it says,
"Don't post anything about 1D." in the section that says "How to write good quotes."
ohmygod.
blacklace
blacklace

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 8:08am UTC

Here's to the people on Witty that haven't become judgemental b/tches.

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:48pm UTC

"Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind."
-Lilo&Stitch.
♥

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 1:32pm UTC

Me in the car: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me in the shower: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me at school: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me at the movies: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me in the bathroom: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me at midnight: Thinks of good witty quote.
Me on witty:
Just me?
nmf

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:45pm UTC

format by keegster
That moment when
Your car has been parked for a long time when it's really hot, and you get in and suddenly everything in your car becomes hot lava. '

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I learned how to text without looking,
From the dinner table.
Just me?
nmf

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xEmmax
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 5:01pm UTC

i just want to be held close

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