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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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bye*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
and i dont know which is worse

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC

~How I talk~
25% swearing
25% Sarcasm
50% a combination of both
Cookiedoughformats

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Starve self → Eat
↑ ↓
Hate self ← Cut
It's just a simple cycle.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

If I'm a sarcastic a//hole with you
it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
or I really hate you and don't care if you know it
Good luck figuring that one out

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:43pm UTC

If only hatred burned calories.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 11:12pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC

me: i really can't stay
witty: but baby its social outside

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC

taylor swift's next single:
one upon a time my British boyfriend dumped me
i lost him, i lost him, i lost h-i-i-im
i guess he didn't care and i giess i liked that
and when i fell hard he just laughed and stared
at me, at me, at me-e-e
and he's long gone when i try to get him next to me and i
realize the blame is on me
cause i never knew it was all in my head
so shame on me now
took him to place's he's never been
until he shuts me down again
i never knew it was all in my head
now shame on me took him to plaves he's never been
so it all makes sense to me now
OH OH it was all in my head OH OH it was all in my head
one direction's next single:
you're too secure, i know what for
girl i'm your new obsession-on
you called me up, at midnight
just to see what i was do-oing
everyone else in the world can see it
everyone else but you
you're an american blonde who's 23
you only wanted to make a hit song about me-ee
but now that we're through i can't believe-eve
you still think
you still think we're dating
if only you saw what i can see
you'd understand why i want you away from me
right now i'm reading your tweets and i can't believe
you still think
you still think we're dating

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

What was the original purpose for this website
because something went wrong along the way

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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boobear4
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Moment of silence for all the girls who will be having there period on Christmas.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:11am UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes...lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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elizabethhh
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Who's ready for the
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't had my period since last year
I haven't used the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't gone outside since last year
Posts

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