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taylor swift's next single:
one upon a time my British boyfriend dumped me
i lost him, i lost him, i lost h-i-i-im
i guess he didn't care and i giess i liked that
and when i fell hard he just laughed and stared
at me, at me, at me-e-e
and he's long gone when i try to get him next to me and i
realize the blame is on me
cause i never knew it was all in my head
so shame on me now
took him to place's he's never been
until he shuts me down again
i never knew it was all in my head
now shame on me took him to plaves he's never been
so it all makes sense to me now
OH OH it was all in my head OH OH it was all in my head

one direction's next single:
you're too secure, i know what for
girl i'm your new obsession-on
you called me up, at midnight
just to see what i was do-oing
everyone else in the world can see it
everyone else but you
you're an american blonde who's 23
you only wanted to make a hit song about me-ee
but now that we're through i can't believe-eve
you still think
you still think we're dating
if only you saw what i can see
you'd understand why i want you away from me
right now i'm reading your tweets and i can't believe
you still think
you still think we're dating




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taylor swift's next single: one upon a time my British boyfriend

279 faves · 14 comments · Dec 25, 2012 3:44pm

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HummingBird49 · 1 decade ago
Ha..Ha...Hay--Haylor? *eye twitches* Oh F-*beeeeep* no....My life is screwed...
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Petra · 1 decade ago
I love Haylor but this is just amazing(;
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converse97 · 1 decade ago
i'm confused are they dating or not & were they every dating sorry i'm not caught up on anything
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andimlikewhatever · 1 decade ago
lol this is classic

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.* · 1 decade ago
Okay. This sis very freakishly accurate xD
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
i tried to sing them to the karaoke
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ncisrox13 · 1 decade ago
I didn't mind them dating but this is amazing!
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
you don't know their relationship.
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sooky234 · 1 decade ago
So they broke up just for christmas?
And... Then what... o.o
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thisloser · 1 decade ago
How about 1D makes a song about how fking gay they are... (: sounds about right.
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
Holy Cow this was super funny!!!!
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
i love you ok
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hallo1234 · 1 decade ago
i actually tried to sing this :D
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the-queen-of-feels* · 1 decade ago
This made my week. Its amazing xD
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