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jimboslice3

1. jimboslice3
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   The Spongebob Squarepants movie came out 9 years ago.
   Feel old yet?
   
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2. jimboslice3
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   March 26, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   Attractive person: Hey
   Me: Who paid you?
   
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3. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 11:13am UTC
   PMS= Prepare to meet Satan.
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4. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 11:10am UTC
   Whoever put,"Too cool to do drugs" on a pencil is stupid.
   Everytime you sharpen it: "Cool to do drugs" "do drugs" and "drugs".
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5. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 11:06am UTC
   You are the human version of
   crocs on a Monday.
   
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6. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 11:04am UTC
   I can't clean my room because
   I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
   
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7. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 11:00am UTC
   Lies everyone told their parents (or will in the future) :
   1.)Don't worry, everyone failed that test.
   2.)There's no homework.
   3.) But everyone has one!
   4.) I'm at (insert place your parents are okay with)
   5.) I'm sick, I can't go to school.
   6.) It wasn't me who ate it.
   7.) I don't know when report cards come out.
   8.) I never got that text/call. *Deletes it*
   9.) Yea I'm fine, don't worry about it.
   10.) I only have an F because they haven't updated the grade book.
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8. jimboslice3
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   March 25, 2013 10:47am UTC
   WTF fun fact #1042
   Hearing someone call your name when no one has actually called your name is the sign of a healthy mind.
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9. jimboslice3
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   March 24, 2013 11:19am UTC
   Yelling,"STAY!" at a non-living object that keeps falling over as if its going to listen to you.
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10. jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:12am UTC
    So many good trailers,
    So few good movies.
    
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11. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 11:07am UTC
    Silly me,
    I thought you actually cared.
    
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12. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Homework
    Homewor
    Homewo
    Homew
    Home
    Hom
    Ho
    H
    Ho
    How
    How b
    How bo
    How bou
    How bout
    How bout n
    How bout no
    
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13. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Mom: Wake up! you have to get ready for sch--
    Me: Can you not?
    
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14. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:52am UTC
    Me: sorry
    Person: You say sorry too much.
    Me: ....sorry
    
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15. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:46am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    teacher tries to be funny.
    
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16. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:38am UTC
    That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is, "Act natural, you're innocent."
    
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17. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:35am UTC
    From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the s/ut.
    From a guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
    
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18. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:30am UTC
    If I swallow magnets,
    will I become attractive?
    
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19. jimboslice3
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    March 24, 2013 10:26am UTC
    l just took a hot shower.
    Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
    
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20. jimboslice3
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    March 23, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    Hoodies>Jackets
    Oops, I mean *Sharing hoodies>jackets
    
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