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i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."




 
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i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless guys with "swag"

1275 faves · 41 comments · Dec 30, 2012 5:51pm

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khadijaismyname · 1 decade ago
i had a dream where i killed all the people who were 'offensively funny' and their original material, too. it was called making fun of the genocide of millions of other people isn't funny.
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hamster_maria · 1 decade ago
love it
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art of hatred* · 1 decade ago
Told this to my friends, they laughed and told me it's the funniest thing I've ever said. Told it I found it from an amazing girl, and they said that she was awesome and clever. Still love this quote. <3
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WatermelonSeed · 1 decade ago
A movie should be made of this dream :D
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afroditiRe · 1 decade ago
nice...^.^
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Um, This is really offensive... I'm black and and just because i'm black doesn't mean I steal people's toasters...
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
saw all the comments on this quote and decided to tune in to the raging that was probably going on. i wasnt disappointed.
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goofball527 · 1 decade ago
about my previous comment sorry for the hate i didnt mean it i couldnt see the "y" and i thought it was an "h" and i was confused and offended but this is funny SORRY!!
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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
Don't worry about it, it's not really a big deal. We all read things wrong every now and again
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
What?! This isn't offensive, I don't know why they've got their knickers in a twist. XD lmao I almost spat out my orange juice when I read this.
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LacedRibbon · 1 decade ago
God you guys act like babies shut up its annoying stop being offended all the time and grow some balls. God I'm going back to tumblr.
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jimboslice3 · 1 decade ago
Day=made
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Lolsorue_girl · 1 decade ago
you just made my day
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LilyLunaPotter · 1 decade ago
I'm not even Jewish and this made me cringe...
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goofball527 · 1 decade ago
first off this is really offensive to all the Jews (me) especially because holocaust jokes just are not funny and cannot be joked about this is really serious.
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goofball527 · 1 decade ago
sorry i didnt get the joke didnt mean to be rude im sorry!!!!!
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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
saying this as a jew, this is not a "joke" about the holocaust. i agree with you on the fact that the holocaust is not something to joke about. it was a terrible and low part of our history as humans. BUT, this is not an offensive joke. in fact, it's actually pretty funny.
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abkamel* · 1 decade ago
(Although it will not affect my following statement I will just say I am also a Jew) But holocaust actually means destruction. And besides this wasn't making fun of THE Holocaust it was just making fun of people who say they have "swag"
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Brandon Cyrus was first right? PLEASE TELL ME HE WAS FIRST
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago
ikr
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MusicSavesLives · 1 decade ago
Holocaust jokes are NOT funny Anne Frankly I won't tolerate them.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Anne, I think you need a little more concentration. "Oh, Jew."
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
i can't even.. omigod i feel heartless for chuckling a little bit.
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abkamel* · 1 decade ago
I think I just freaking my pants xD
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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
this quote >>>>>> everything
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
this made my day

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RandomGirl42 · 1 decade ago
OMG I was the first person to fave a "yourcool" quote! I always wanted to be first at something.
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
leave bro this isnt facebook
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shootingstar87 · 1 decade ago
...does this mean i cannot like my own profile picture?
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
.... you made no sense thier
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shootingstar87 · 1 decade ago
neither did you i mean what is a thier is it some sort of african mammal
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WatermelonSeed · 1 decade ago
LMAO! XD
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
lmao
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
....??? I dont understand you soo....good bye
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shootingstar87 · 1 decade ago
does everyone else see what witty has done to me here
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
It isn't? Wow.... this whole time I thought I was updating my status.
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
.-. why the hell are you talking to me
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Because he's Eric, and he can. Well, mainly because he's Eric.
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
yourcool
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mimo48 · 1 decade ago
lmfao xD
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
this ^^
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