Witty Profiles

elizabethhh

1. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2014 5:10pm UTC
   I only go to Starbucks to meet guys.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
2. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2014 12:26pm UTC
   Would anyone like to lend me a couple books on the kindle?
   Perks, The Fault in Our Stars, or the first Mortal Instruments book?
   thanks:)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2013 10:32am UTC
   *Puts selfie on top of tree because I'm the star.*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
4. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2013 4:39pm UTC
   Yesterday was my 18th birthday
   and my best friends surprised me at dinner. It was so
   special and my parents planned it out. As soon
   as I saw all of them i started crying. I've
   never had anything like that happen
   before. Thank you all so much
   for being in my life. I love
   you guys.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points
5. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC
   Today I found out that this new guy
   that moved from Louisiana was neighbors
   with Si from Duck Dynasty.
   :o
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
6. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   Whenever I'm sad
   My boyfriend will start singing
   Breaking Free from High School Musical
   and make me sing with him.
   j,k i dont have a boyfriend
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
7. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   "Y o u ' r e l i k e t h e o c e a n .
   Pretty enough on the surface,
   b u t d i v e d o w n i n t o t h e d e p t h s , a n d
   you'll find beauty most people never
   s e e . "
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
8. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 12:46pm UTC
   So my friend had a
   Before You Exit house party Monday,
   It was so amazing especially since it was my
   time finally meeting the band
   Because I live so close to Rachel (the girl that had it) I got to
   Pick them up from their tour bus and drive them to the party :O
   I had all the boys in my own car plus Chris, so I
   was all alone with them. Haha but it was fun.
   When they had to leave me and four other girls took them to
   Starbucks. There I mostly talked to Thomas since he sat alone :(
   But he told me I was gorgeous :o and we talked about phone
   cases! Then we drove them back to their bus and hugged
   them all goodbye :( Thomas gave the best hug, it was tight
   and whenever I tried to let go he'd squeeze harder :) Plus
   he thanked me for driving them to the house!
   So that was my amazing Monday and if you want to see pictures
   or anything I put some on my
   tumblr (nights-turn-colder.tumblr.com)
   instagram (jordanelizabeth1025)
   twitter (_xoJORDANxo_)
   Plus if you dont know who they are look them up now they're
   amazing! Thanks for reading:)
   sorry its not pretty:(
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 2 points
9. elizabethhh
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 10:13pm UTC
   What the helll is stardoll?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 47 points
10. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Why do the top quotes only have 30 faves
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
11. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    My mom told me I look really skinny today,
    so I responded to her by shoving
    potato chips into my mouth.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
12. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    I really hate living in such a small town.
    I don't have the opportunity to go anywhere in life.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
13. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    My school makes the special needs
    kids sweep our floors every day
    Is that even legal?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
14. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    I never thought I'd be betrayed like this.
    My computer just shocked me.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
15. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    A guy actually messaged me on
    facebook and said I was cute.
    Who set him up?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
16. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote,
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.
    nmq
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
17. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I'M GONNA HAVE A TINYCHAT
    LATER FOR EVERYONE STAYING
    HOME ON NEW YEARS EVE, OKAY.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points
18. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Boston never seemed to be,
    so lovely in the fall to me.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
19. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    At school the teacher handed
    this kid a test and when she
    turned around he was like
    "She wants the D"
    And she was like
    "What did you just say?"
    And he told her
    "I'm gonna get a D"
    funniest thing ever.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
20. elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:36am UTC
    1. Go to gizoogle.net
    2. Type in @then your twitter name
    3. Click on the first result
    Hahah please comment your favorite one
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles